Ryoz
@ryoznc.bsky.social
Atheist. Neurodivergent. Cat herder. GenX. MST3k enthusiast. Trekker. Liberal. EXvangelical. He/Him. Ally. Pro-choice. Woke. BLACK/POC LIVES MATTER! Save Ukraine and Palestine 🇺🇦🇵🇸
You are a colossal disappointment. Resign.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You are a colossal disappointment. Resign.
Elon’s mom is right…MTG is being fishy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Elon’s mom is right…MTG is being fishy.
I’ve said it a million times:
I can’t believe this guy was the winning sperm.
I can’t believe this guy was the winning sperm.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’ve said it a million times:
I can’t believe this guy was the winning sperm.
I can’t believe this guy was the winning sperm.
Mamdani fan from NC here. Congratulations on last night’s win!
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mamdani fan from NC here. Congratulations on last night’s win!
Great. It’s Featherbrain, and that sorry senator from Pennsylvania with her.
October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Great. It’s Featherbrain, and that sorry senator from Pennsylvania with her.
That’s my favorite part too.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
That’s my favorite part too.
I still can’t believe he was the winning sperm.
October 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I still can’t believe he was the winning sperm.
There’s no way that even Fox News can be that stupid…
October 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s no way that even Fox News can be that stupid…
…and by “smart people”, he means people with at least one brain cell.
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
…and by “smart people”, he means people with at least one brain cell.
Have you recently lost a brain because it exploded? Because that’s crazy. We should all be talking about this. I feel like that got glossed over. Call 555-TEDLY…I want to talk about this.
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Have you recently lost a brain because it exploded? Because that’s crazy. We should all be talking about this. I feel like that got glossed over. Call 555-TEDLY…I want to talk about this.
Jesus Christ, where did Bat Boy learn to kiss ass like that? Did he take a class?!
October 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Jesus Christ, where did Bat Boy learn to kiss ass like that? Did he take a class?!
This is CLEARLY fake…
1. His cankles are much too small.
2. He hasn’t been toilet trained for years.
3. His hands are far too big.
1. His cankles are much too small.
2. He hasn’t been toilet trained for years.
3. His hands are far too big.
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This is CLEARLY fake…
1. His cankles are much too small.
2. He hasn’t been toilet trained for years.
3. His hands are far too big.
1. His cankles are much too small.
2. He hasn’t been toilet trained for years.
3. His hands are far too big.
I have no proof, but I believe she can say “moose and squirrel” perfectly.
October 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I have no proof, but I believe she can say “moose and squirrel” perfectly.
“I now pronounce you bride and cuck…”
October 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“I now pronounce you bride and cuck…”