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pro hog wrangler | king of the riff | I love my gay son | pan 🏳️🌈
me when my bestie is fisting my pussy and my asshole at the same time and I genuinely reach flow state
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
me when my bestie is fisting my pussy and my asshole at the same time and I genuinely reach flow state
a yapper like me losing her voice is the literal equivalent to an angel losing their wings
December 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
a yapper like me losing her voice is the literal equivalent to an angel losing their wings
thinking about how depressing it would be to have a little cat living in your house that doesn’t cuddle up to you all the time. like I wouldn’t know what to do with that. look at my sweet snuggle bug !!!
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 AM
thinking about how depressing it would be to have a little cat living in your house that doesn’t cuddle up to you all the time. like I wouldn’t know what to do with that. look at my sweet snuggle bug !!!
Yo tambien 🐠
yo soy del mar 🌊
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Yo tambien 🐠
girl fuck u and ur monosyllabic roommates
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
girl fuck u and ur monosyllabic roommates
do you think the baby likes Ska?
December 10, 2025 at 5:48 AM
do you think the baby likes Ska?
I thought of one other thing and it’s “WAGON WHEEL WATUSI” but ok after that for real I’m done for
actually you can play Babushka by Kate Bush as a final attempt, but if that doesn’t work, just know I am too far gone
if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I thought of one other thing and it’s “WAGON WHEEL WATUSI” but ok after that for real I’m done for
actually you can play Babushka by Kate Bush as a final attempt, but if that doesn’t work, just know I am too far gone
if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug
December 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
actually you can play Babushka by Kate Bush as a final attempt, but if that doesn’t work, just know I am too far gone
if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if I’m ever in a coma or in hospice care and unable to communicate for myself, this is my request to PLEASE put some Wendy Williams iconic moment compilations on for me. If that doesn’t bring me back just go ahead and pull the plug
I went to the Better Butt Bureau and all I got was this new butthole
December 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I went to the Better Butt Bureau and all I got was this new butthole
being housebound has me losing my mind. I’m having full blown conversations with myself between mine and my cats IG accounts slowly descending into madness
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
being housebound has me losing my mind. I’m having full blown conversations with myself between mine and my cats IG accounts slowly descending into madness
whenever my cleavage isn’t out and I’m worried people won’t know how big my boobs are, I have to remind myself; wealth whispers
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
whenever my cleavage isn’t out and I’m worried people won’t know how big my boobs are, I have to remind myself; wealth whispers
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it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
it’s 10pm do you know where your zooboomafaoo is?
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me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence:
🙈🦪😱
🙈🦪😱
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
me doing foreplay with someone who has no object permanence:
🙈🦪😱
🙈🦪😱
who up tickling their turkey neck?
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
who up tickling their turkey neck?
who up deviling their egg?
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
who up deviling their egg?
who up nonbinarying their baby?
November 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
who up nonbinarying their baby?
I think you could fuck my belly rolls actually
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think you could fuck my belly rolls actually
Put THAT in your pap and smear it
November 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Put THAT in your pap and smear it
hair wash day. nothing to be thankful about in my life
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
hair wash day. nothing to be thankful about in my life
got the kind of drunk last night where I went and watched the story of a man I recently blocked for not liking me back. and I did it from my personal account so I think I have to block him again or maybe die? sound off in the comments
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
got the kind of drunk last night where I went and watched the story of a man I recently blocked for not liking me back. and I did it from my personal account so I think I have to block him again or maybe die? sound off in the comments
Maybe it’s better if we don’t know ✨
it can be scary after a night of drinking to find a 1:12 minute long video of your friend on her hands and knees performing “Lips of an Angel” at the gay dive bar. scary because it raises questions like what else happened that didn’t get documented
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Maybe it’s better if we don’t know ✨
If I didn’t make you a Sim and lock you in the basement dungeon after we didn’t work out, you never meant that much to me
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If I didn’t make you a Sim and lock you in the basement dungeon after we didn’t work out, you never meant that much to me
And if I ever find him on social media I’ll prove it
a woman’s intuition always knows when a man gets his hand amputated
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And if I ever find him on social media I’ll prove it
“the fingers are the eyes of the mind”
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“the fingers are the eyes of the mind”