ryan
@rywig.bsky.social
extremely (United) Methodist | often joking | he/him
Do the Odyssey in ancient Mycenaean armor, you cowards
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Do the Odyssey in ancient Mycenaean armor, you cowards
me just before getting asked to leave thanksgiving dinner for bringing up Epstein island
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
me just before getting asked to leave thanksgiving dinner for bringing up Epstein island
I see churches are starting to use the pixilated thumbnail trick to drive engagement...
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I see churches are starting to use the pixilated thumbnail trick to drive engagement...
We need smaller microphones. Like the cell phones in Zoolander
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We need smaller microphones. Like the cell phones in Zoolander
decided to do the Zohran thing with one of Wesley's sayings
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
decided to do the Zohran thing with one of Wesley's sayings
This is just Anglican for “Methodist.”
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is just Anglican for “Methodist.”
Little Halloween Heresy for y’all.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Little Halloween Heresy for y’all.
All churches should be required to have church cats.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
All churches should be required to have church cats.
progressive Christian prayers of confession:
October 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
progressive Christian prayers of confession:
In case you need more evidence that ACNA is reprobate, they use MS Teams
October 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
In case you need more evidence that ACNA is reprobate, they use MS Teams
Guessing "the day and the hour" every day and hour to counter Jesus's assertion that "nobody knows the day or the hour," thereby ensuring that the second coming never happens.
September 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Guessing "the day and the hour" every day and hour to counter Jesus's assertion that "nobody knows the day or the hour," thereby ensuring that the second coming never happens.
Feeling very Protestant as I see Mary inexplicably holding Jesus within the burning bush.
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Feeling very Protestant as I see Mary inexplicably holding Jesus within the burning bush.
I do love the the retro style poster though
September 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I do love the the retro style poster though
My wife and I watched this after we had started Enterprise and she was like, "so this proves that T'Pol didn't HAVE to have that haircut..."
September 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My wife and I watched this after we had started Enterprise and she was like, "so this proves that T'Pol didn't HAVE to have that haircut..."
facebook for the last two days
September 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
facebook for the last two days
Two meetings already cancelled today and neither was my fault.
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Two meetings already cancelled today and neither was my fault.
They knew what they were doing
September 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They knew what they were doing
Baptists will look at the image on the left and say that you have to wait until it looks like the image on the right to baptize it.
I'm sorry but that seems like a very dangerous theology!
I'm sorry but that seems like a very dangerous theology!
September 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Baptists will look at the image on the left and say that you have to wait until it looks like the image on the right to baptize it.
I'm sorry but that seems like a very dangerous theology!
I'm sorry but that seems like a very dangerous theology!
This uniform is terrible.
September 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This uniform is terrible.
Saw this quickly as I was scrolling through and thought it was Jesus carrying a boombox on his shoulder.
Imagine my disappointment...
Imagine my disappointment...
September 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saw this quickly as I was scrolling through and thought it was Jesus carrying a boombox on his shoulder.
Imagine my disappointment...
Imagine my disappointment...
This is the last thing you see before you die
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This is the last thing you see before you die
You know what can fix that?
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You know what can fix that?
It’s reasonable to assume that by the 2040s each Trek franchise will have 3 one-episode seasons.
September 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It’s reasonable to assume that by the 2040s each Trek franchise will have 3 one-episode seasons.