Hello 3 day weekend, aren’t you a sight for sore eyes.

If you put Mothman on something, I will buy it.

Got my truck back and first sold that showed up on shuffle. Haven’t heard it in forever.

The most random assortment of items ever purchased at Kroger.

In previous years when I watched “Alone” and it was in the arctic, I always wanted a snack while watching. Now, that they’ve switched to the desert, I always want a huge ice water.

INT. GROCERY - DAY

Shopper: Could you unlock the deodorant cage?

Cashier: Yes, if you don't tell corporate that I have my baby with me

Shopper: Can I pay with a hundred?

Cashier: No, it might be fake. Use the card reader?

Shopper: No. It might be fake.

Enter KARL MARX, tapdancing

Another trip in the books.

I have captured the Mothman!

This yellow tribe is something else. Maybe this is a Survivor/Big Brother/garbage reality TV account.

If you name something the mothman, I will buy it.

This cut me. Deep.

First work trip for new job: Omaha. Last year the same conference was in San Diego. I haven’t been living right apparently.

These T-Mobile commercials are making me like Scrubs less.

I had plans to set this up on vacation, but I didn’t get around to it. I guess that’s a good thing though.