Jay 🥪
@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social
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Lvl. 32 Dog Dad 🐶👾🏳️‍🌈 (semi)Chronic Shitposter 🔞 𝗻𝘀𝗳𝘄! CHS, SC 🇺🇸📍
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I’m in me mum’s car
(vroom vroom 🚗💨)
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Why do guys w/ foreskin need condoms? lol, just tie a knot at the tip 💀
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I think today is finally gonna be the last day of hot weather in Charleston. 🫠

So ready for Winter
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He’s just a baby gay I’ll cut him some slack
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Aging suckkkkkksssss
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My twink: “When were you born?”
Me: “1993”
My twink: “1900s? Omg, thats so old”
Me:
Actress Dame Maggie Smith in a fur coat and expensive purse smiling at the camera
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I mean unless he escapes out when I open the door to outside like the last twink
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Update: I’m keeping the stray twink 😂
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We were both a lil anxious at first but turns out we’re 2 peas in a pod 😊
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Right?! Luckily I found him before anything really bad happened to him. Coke & meth are really popular with the sketchy gays around Charleston and I wanna protect him from all that
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Plus I STILL need a roommate
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He’s cute but I feel bad. I just wanna help
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He was abandoned by his previous boyfriend who moved him to Charleston in July, who then cheated on the twink and kicked him out 😭
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Uh oh, found another downtrodden stray twink desperately in need of a new place to live 🥴
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one**
Omg I couldn’t type today 😭
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Don’t tell me you’re horny & looking but then say “not tonight got work early” 🙄
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I’m in me mum’s car
(vroom vroom 🚗💨)
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Placed** lol
But can’t for the next on in April!
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I places runner up!!! :D
Granted, less people signed up than the last tourney, but I’m still proud of myself
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At a Smash Bros tournament!
Probably gonna lose but hopefully not 😂
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At a Smash Bros tournament!
Probably gonna lose but hopefully not 😂
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“Midnight Sun” is my song of the year
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If there’s a child working the cash register at a Chinese restaurant then you know you’ve picked a good place