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Hey man I was just talking to the support beams of your house and I think they're going to stage a coup. I heard one of them saying something about "We'll see how he feels when he gazes across the crawlspace and sees his son holding up that room with all of the stupid shit in it." Yeah burn it down.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hey man I was just talking to the support beams of your house and I think they're going to stage a coup. I heard one of them saying something about "We'll see how he feels when he gazes across the crawlspace and sees his son holding up that room with all of the stupid shit in it." Yeah burn it down.
Year 3 in the globally enforced DraftKings monoculture. I wear my throwback 49ers Dashon Goldson jersey as a gag for The Guys at The Office. Unfortunately the Divergence Prevention Agency has determined he didn't make enough Pro Bowls to qualify for Fandom Status, and I'm made Eternally Destitute.
August 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Year 3 in the globally enforced DraftKings monoculture. I wear my throwback 49ers Dashon Goldson jersey as a gag for The Guys at The Office. Unfortunately the Divergence Prevention Agency has determined he didn't make enough Pro Bowls to qualify for Fandom Status, and I'm made Eternally Destitute.
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People that call margaritas "margs" should be forced to live in zoos.
May 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
People that call margaritas "margs" should be forced to live in zoos.
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lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
May 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
lowly worm in the trunk of his little apple car begging for his life as the boss of the busytown mob turns the screw on an industrial cider press
I saw Kirby at the supermarket he was eating Takis without paying for them.
May 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I saw Kirby at the supermarket he was eating Takis without paying for them.
Seth Henigan is 22 years old and has almost 1000 more pass attempts in college football than Shough. He is better in every metric except for P2S% where he is still good. His tape is better. Yet analysts talk about him like he's a dust bunny they found under the fridge and he's going to go in R6.
April 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Seth Henigan is 22 years old and has almost 1000 more pass attempts in college football than Shough. He is better in every metric except for P2S% where he is still good. His tape is better. Yet analysts talk about him like he's a dust bunny they found under the fridge and he's going to go in R6.
They should take prop bets on if the Jason Kelce talk show lasts as many episodes as The Chevy Chase Show.
February 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
They should take prop bets on if the Jason Kelce talk show lasts as many episodes as The Chevy Chase Show.
seeing the red hulk all the time is starting to piss me off
January 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
seeing the red hulk all the time is starting to piss me off
Guys that are really eager to list jumbles of random draft prospect names at you always end up loving players with enough red flags to mark an entire suburb's gas lines.
December 13, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Guys that are really eager to list jumbles of random draft prospect names at you always end up loving players with enough red flags to mark an entire suburb's gas lines.
When you drop gubernatorial brown and get a phantom vote.
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 PM
When you drop gubernatorial brown and get a phantom vote.
People posting their spotify wrapped want you to give them a medal for listening to NASDAQ Jim or some shit.
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 PM
People posting their spotify wrapped want you to give them a medal for listening to NASDAQ Jim or some shit.
I think Carson Schwesinger should win the Butkus award (as silly as it is for a guy on a losing team to win something like that) but it's a crime that Anthony Hill isn't a finalist.
November 25, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I think Carson Schwesinger should win the Butkus award (as silly as it is for a guy on a losing team to win something like that) but it's a crime that Anthony Hill isn't a finalist.
They're gonna give Kerby Joseph first team all pro for farming garbage time INTs.
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
They're gonna give Kerby Joseph first team all pro for farming garbage time INTs.
Can't remember the last time this many NFL teams looked like they had completely given up by the midpoint of the season.
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Can't remember the last time this many NFL teams looked like they had completely given up by the midpoint of the season.