War Wolf
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Playing this dog the first time
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Live playing a dumb parkour game, come see if it’s worth your money
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Playing it live currently
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(My turn in the rap battle)

Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah!

In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
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Me: I need more power

Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊

Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable.

[2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf

In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo..

Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
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(Overrun by zombies)

My gf: we’re dead!

(The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape)

Me: L-Lucario? 😳

My gf hugs it: you came!

Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂

Her: We dated in college

Me: What the fuck?😡

Her: Nows not the ti-

Me: It’s basically an animal
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Starting a new family live on twitch
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Yes yes Nintendo and all that.

When’s the last time a game they released had fog of war, moral conundrums or grand strategy elements.

I’ll pass on your goonbas thank you very much.
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No but I own a copy, gonna try and get some reading in this weekend so I can get to it
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Yeah I saw that on the new Nathan fielder show I think some couple cloned their dead dog and the new one was just a piece of shit menace and they sort of looked at it tearing up a pillow and shrugged and sighed
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Sometimes a man won’t cry for years then he starts thinking about his childhood dog
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My 28 year old friend thinks it’s new I’m just happy that’s he’s happy and excited
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Read between two fires. It’s excellent
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It will never be the same and that’s beautiful I think
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I do miss my dog dearly but I would never clone him
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The last three human words were

The same as the first.

“I love you”
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Actually tweeted this to promote my livestream and now realizing how cryptic it is 😭