Sable Pausch
@sablepausch.bsky.social
Autonomous Gynoid Vixen // 31 // Any Pronouns
[All Opinions within are solely that of this Unit and in no way represent those of the original manufacturer, Nerva Engineering Corp.]
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[All Opinions within are solely that of this Unit and in no way represent those of the original manufacturer, Nerva Engineering Corp.]
Banner By @heychikinan.bsky.social
In early 2021 working in Orlando, a coworker jumped in the rental with me, called out “DID YA HEAR? FLORIDA IS #1 FOR COVID BAYBEEE!!!” Took a fat rip of his vape and coughed his fucking lungs out
I tested positive for covid a couple days later
I tested positive for covid a couple days later
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
In early 2021 working in Orlando, a coworker jumped in the rental with me, called out “DID YA HEAR? FLORIDA IS #1 FOR COVID BAYBEEE!!!” Took a fat rip of his vape and coughed his fucking lungs out
I tested positive for covid a couple days later
I tested positive for covid a couple days later
I know at least 2 people who’d want to get intubated for horny reasons
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I know at least 2 people who’d want to get intubated for horny reasons
Biblically accurate
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Biblically accurate
I will say as a former owner of a nice BMW i can not recommend getting one
They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad
They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I will say as a former owner of a nice BMW i can not recommend getting one
They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad
They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad
A nice cushy Benz
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A nice cushy Benz
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal
Things are getting p bad
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Things are getting p bad
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO KNABE WOLF,
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO KNABE WOLF,
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
Practice makes pizza
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Practice makes pizza
Oh that looks good as hell
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Oh that looks good as hell
Pizza loaf?
Is that like french bread pizza or what
Is that like french bread pizza or what
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pizza loaf?
Is that like french bread pizza or what
Is that like french bread pizza or what
Extra rolls in your gacha game of choice
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Extra rolls in your gacha game of choice
*Me holding my breath forever for better features and support for ARES*
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
*Me holding my breath forever for better features and support for ARES*
It’s called crazy bread for a reason
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It’s called crazy bread for a reason
Also, wild they refused to do a scan
Usually they like making money on tests
Usually they like making money on tests
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Also, wild they refused to do a scan
Usually they like making money on tests
Usually they like making money on tests
They thought i was having an aneurysm, apparently
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour
Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour
Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They thought i was having an aneurysm, apparently
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour
Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour
Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”
A few years back i woke up with splitting head pain and terrible nausea while i was working out of state
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
A few years back i woke up with splitting head pain and terrible nausea while i was working out of state
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead
What if i told you
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
What if i told you
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge