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Sable Pausch
@sablepausch.bsky.social
Autonomous Gynoid Vixen // 31 // Any Pronouns


[All Opinions within are solely that of this Unit and in no way represent those of the original manufacturer, Nerva Engineering Corp.]

Banner By @heychikinan.bsky.social
In early 2021 working in Orlando, a coworker jumped in the rental with me, called out “DID YA HEAR? FLORIDA IS #1 FOR COVID BAYBEEE!!!” Took a fat rip of his vape and coughed his fucking lungs out

I tested positive for covid a couple days later
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Makes sense
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know at least 2 people who’d want to get intubated for horny reasons
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Biblically accurate
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I will say as a former owner of a nice BMW i can not recommend getting one

They can be very nice until they are very suddenly very bad
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A nice cushy Benz
Plus youd potentially have a cadre of nerds who fix those at your disposal
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Things are getting p bad
November 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO KNABE WOLF,

YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Practice makes pizza
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Oh that looks good as hell
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pizza loaf?
Is that like french bread pizza or what
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kitty
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Extra rolls in your gacha game of choice
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
*Me holding my breath forever for better features and support for ARES*
November 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s called crazy bread for a reason
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Also, wild they refused to do a scan
Usually they like making money on tests
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They thought i was having an aneurysm, apparently
Rushed me to CT, did the gamut,
Then left me in a room alone on a saline drip for an hour

Eventually someone came by and i was stressing the fuck out and he was like
“Oh, no youre fine, probably a migraine. You oughta go.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
A few years back i woke up with splitting head pain and terrible nausea while i was working out of state
I went to the urgent care to get meds and the nurse did some eval; which apparently went bad because she made me go to the ER and called ahead
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What if i told you
you can kiss boys in bed
Or for added flair, on a chaise lounge
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Pet Boys
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM