Sabretooth Leather
@sabretooth.bsky.social
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Punk gear to make you smarter and prettier Sabretoothleather.Etsy.com Hecho en Seattle
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I am Jack’s lack of surprise
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Even if Carl wasn’t a cop he could just ask Urkel to leave. Urkel is constantly breaking things, making unwanted advances on his daughter, and one time turned them both into sinister dolls. Does Carl owe Urkel some life debt where he has to do this
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Convicted the TikTok algorithm I’m a masc lesbian without even trying
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Twin brothers William Henry Harrison and Harrison Ford also led very different lives
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Also he deals crack out of a barbershop
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Ben Shapiro once wrote a novel where a guy named Kendrick Malone pays black children to get shot by the police, represented by an Irish stereotype
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Maggie waving goodbye to vampire Bart
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Fake, he didn’t do the Antifa Rap or any of the dance moves
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Can it be to the tune of “I am Evil Homer?”
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Proud to only know like, 20% of whatever the fuck this is
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Can’t believe Peanuts has been around for 65 years
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Meanwhile Jane Badall is still at large
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If Pete Hegseth is a Calvinist does that mean he believes god preordained himself hitting himself in the balls with a skateboard
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Draw me like one of your fursonas
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I like how they’re announcing the thing for babies with marketing jargon that’s so dense I have little understanding of what they’re trying to convey
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At long last hoodie weather
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1. Get rid of the thing

2. Discover reason thing was there in the first place
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Heaven is a place on earth, unless Belinda Carlisle lied to us
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Saw a rack of anime on VHS and had 90’s flashbacks. The bad kind of flashbacks
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For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Also leather stuff. At punk rock flea in Capitol Hill until 8 today and 12-6 tomorrow if you’re in Seattle. There’s much better vendors too
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Purchase indulgences faster, on your phone
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Robert Redford’s dead, the bats have left the bell tower

No, wait