Bambi 🍃💞
@sadegirl.bsky.social
🌟 Professional sad girl | she/they | chaotic stupid 🌟
Me: I’m gonna do it for the plot
Friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THE PLOT REST
Friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THE PLOT REST
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me: I’m gonna do it for the plot
Friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THE PLOT REST
Friend: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET THE PLOT REST
Chicken being excited to see me is enough for me to keep going
December 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Chicken being excited to see me is enough for me to keep going
My amazing and unique ability to categorize people who are no longer allowed to be a part of my life is both impressive and concerning
December 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My amazing and unique ability to categorize people who are no longer allowed to be a part of my life is both impressive and concerning
I’m making another powerpoint about my life and everyone is so excited to see it 😭 idk if that’s really good or really REALLY bad
December 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I’m making another powerpoint about my life and everyone is so excited to see it 😭 idk if that’s really good or really REALLY bad
I want a Dr Pepper so bad
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I want a Dr Pepper so bad
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Tip ya fave sex worker just like Santa would
December 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Tip ya fave sex worker just like Santa would
Me yesterday: I GET SO SLEEP PAST 5AM TOMORROW
Me today: *up at 4am, fully fucking awake*
Me today: *up at 4am, fully fucking awake*
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Me yesterday: I GET SO SLEEP PAST 5AM TOMORROW
Me today: *up at 4am, fully fucking awake*
Me today: *up at 4am, fully fucking awake*
Why are my comfort movies so fucking depressing
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Why are my comfort movies so fucking depressing
A few years ago, my former best friend bought me the Star Guardian Soraka necklace. I tossed the necklace out bc fuckass bought me something else to wear and it felt wrong to wear a gift from a different man who also had feelings for me
I luckily was able to purchase it by myself, this time from me
I luckily was able to purchase it by myself, this time from me
December 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
A few years ago, my former best friend bought me the Star Guardian Soraka necklace. I tossed the necklace out bc fuckass bought me something else to wear and it felt wrong to wear a gift from a different man who also had feelings for me
I luckily was able to purchase it by myself, this time from me
I luckily was able to purchase it by myself, this time from me
I think I want to replay kingdom hearts
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think I want to replay kingdom hearts
My body hurt so bad last night I couldn’t make it up the stairs so I slept on the couch. I went out to smoke just to try and alleviate the pain and it didn’t work. Merry fucking Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My body hurt so bad last night I couldn’t make it up the stairs so I slept on the couch. I went out to smoke just to try and alleviate the pain and it didn’t work. Merry fucking Christmas
I really cannot tell you why Beat Bobby Flay is the show I watch when I’m high but here we are
December 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I really cannot tell you why Beat Bobby Flay is the show I watch when I’m high but here we are
Love the flare up I’m having this week. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like my hips, neck, shoulders, and back making me wish I could stop breathing. Doc wasn’t lying when he said I was gonna be in pain for the rest of my life
December 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Love the flare up I’m having this week. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like my hips, neck, shoulders, and back making me wish I could stop breathing. Doc wasn’t lying when he said I was gonna be in pain for the rest of my life
I’m coping with today harder than I thought.
If anyone has any cat pics, I’d really appreciate it rn
If anyone has any cat pics, I’d really appreciate it rn
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m coping with today harder than I thought.
If anyone has any cat pics, I’d really appreciate it rn
If anyone has any cat pics, I’d really appreciate it rn
Today is one of the bad days
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Today is one of the bad days
For anyone who wants the whole presentation, I do have the entire thing uploaded to google drive. I will warn you that it’s incredibly unfiltered and you will learn almost too much about me lmao
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For anyone who wants the whole presentation, I do have the entire thing uploaded to google drive. I will warn you that it’s incredibly unfiltered and you will learn almost too much about me lmao
I just wanted to share this beautiful clip of my presentation
December 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I just wanted to share this beautiful clip of my presentation
In case anyone was curious:
70 slides, 2 hour presentation. I also might have had it recorded so….
70 slides, 2 hour presentation. I also might have had it recorded so….
We’re doing drunk/high powerpoint presentations tomorrow and mine is on every man that I have ever dated.
I’m so excited
I’m so excited
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In case anyone was curious:
70 slides, 2 hour presentation. I also might have had it recorded so….
70 slides, 2 hour presentation. I also might have had it recorded so….
I just had the best matcha latte of my life
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I just had the best matcha latte of my life
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
We’re doing drunk/high powerpoint presentations tomorrow and mine is on every man that I have ever dated.
I’m so excited
I’m so excited
December 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We’re doing drunk/high powerpoint presentations tomorrow and mine is on every man that I have ever dated.
I’m so excited
I’m so excited
I’m rewatching Hetalia and it just permanently leaves my body in fight or flight mode
December 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’m rewatching Hetalia and it just permanently leaves my body in fight or flight mode
SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY HARD TO OPEN OKAY
December 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY HARD TO OPEN OKAY