As someone with actual nonstop allergies I would just perish

Real

It’s okay she’s going out to get me a large monster energy rn all is forgiven

Dark ageplay

Love this one so much 💕

Friendsgivings > Thanksgiving 100%. Like I usually hated thanksgiving and this is the first time I did a friendsgiving instead

I’m glad yours went well too! Im also about to get yoinkered off the boinky and watch some youtube after getting home from stuffing my face with the homies

BEEEETTTT LETS GOOO

We all just become more powerful in our 30s

I am baby

Heres to a decade of knowing how to adult, no longer having the anxieties I used to, so now I can be as gay and free and as much of a gender gremlin as possible

I ate them allll 😈

Wishhhh

Someone get the Valk signal up in the sky

Feel this in my bones. When my coworker quit and they said “hey we need someone to cover christmas for on call” I volunteered so I wouldn’t have to go home this year.