Here’s an explanation of the sequence of unfortunate domestic events. Top shelf olive oil, no lid, maybe 7”. Dropped to countertop into can laying horizontally. Squirted like a geyser in my tiny kitchen. Comprehensively painted the wall opposite. I can’t paint over. Any help is welcomed.

Hiya, I don’t post too often but I hope a kind soul might help. This is my kitchen wall. An enormous amount of olive oil is settling into it. What can I do before my landlord starts pummelling me?

@doctorkarl.bsky.social Hi Dr Karl, at a point in the mid 90s you said you were trying to become ambidextrous by using your lesser hand on your mouse. Did it work?

Oh, my, that's a lot of posts that I don't recall. They're all true but maybe more strident or personal than I would prefer. I'm getting too brave on this site after lurking so long on the other. Hey guys, by the way!

I’m so sorry, I don’t know how to thread or post longer tweets, xs, bs’s, MySpaces etc

I have a child that I don’t want to see that aquiesence as a dominant opinion. Having not had the benefit of the preceding decades of arguments. He goes nuts, I don’t want her to see that. He spouts filth I don’t want her to hear that. I know this is common, what do people arrive at?

presume it’s partly a function of age but my question is, over time I’ve learned to calm any situation and let it lie (I should say he’s a violent man) by saying he has a point or some such but

Hi, I’d like your opinion. I have a 78 year old stepfather who always lurched right but would occasionally listen, that has turned into a conspirisist weirdo. I

Bloody hell, you people promised me old twitter, but it’s so depressing it hurts or maybe that’s the world. Maybe once the nazis, conspiracists,stalkers, weirdos, fascists, etc & Elon move away I can move back to happy twitter. That’s real, right?

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