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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 30m

"eeyore" is a better being than any human i ever encountered.

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Dog leads Florida deputy to missing 86-year-old woman who fell while walking him

A dog named Eeyore turned into a rescuer, leading a Florida sheriff's deputy to where a missing 86-year-old woman had fallen while walking him, bodycam footage shows.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 7h

me: "he's a dick."

producer: "we may not have a choice."

m: "he's a complete dipshit and you know it."

p: "it's not up to—"

producer's 5yo: "COMPLETE DICKSHIT!"

P: "benjie! don't say that!"

5yo: (running away) "COMPLETE DICKSHIT! COMPLETE DICKSHIT!"

p: (to me) "thanks."

m: "...he's right."

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 4h

sarah jane?!? i thought they were just "companions."🫢

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 1h

J P Morgan’s Jamie Dimon warns of a stock market fall in the near future.

JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon sounds warning on US stock market fall

Dimon said he was

www.bbc.co.uk

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1h

it's another "great depression" right after a pandemic and crazy wealthy person boom. we're repeating ourselves... except the nazis are in america this time.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1h

morning, mark.☕

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 4h

sarah jane?!? i thought they were just "companions."🫢

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 4h

his heart's in the right place, but, yeah... pete's a trip.

Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 7h

godzilla's out there... somewhere... swimming around... waiting.

...and ghost ships.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 7h

i don't use instagram, but a friend sent me dolly's video from today (on a set) telling us she's okay.

if you have instagram, maybe you can see it. she looks and sounds great. not dying.❤️

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 7h

me: "he's a dick."

producer: "we may not have a choice."

m: "he's a complete dipshit and you know it."

p: "it's not up to—"

producer's 5yo: "COMPLETE DICKSHIT!"

P: "benjie! don't say that!"

5yo: (running away) "COMPLETE DICKSHIT! COMPLETE DICKSHIT!"

p: (to me) "thanks."

m: "...he's right."

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h

Have you ever noticed that old clothes online sometimes look better than old clothes in your closet?

Why is that? 🧵

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 21h

write something nice.

FUCK BILLIONAIRES!

that's not nice.

SCREW BILLIONAIRES!

that's not nice either.

ELIMINATE BILLIONAIRES BY TAXING THEM INTO OBLIVION!

you missed the point of the exercise.

DROP BILLIONAIRES FROM PLANES WITH NO PARACHUTE!

okay, enough.

MAKE BILLIONAIRES PAY US FOR AIR!!

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 17h

lolololololol

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 17h

Former NFL star Herschel Walker is the U.S.'s ambassador to the Bahamas, the Senate confirms. He will be the first U.S. ambassador to the Bahamas in nearly 15 years.

Senate confirms Herschel Walker as U.S. ambassador to the Bahamas

The former NFL player, who unsuccessfully ran for the Senate in 2022, will be the first ambassador to the Bahamas in nearly 15 years.

nbcnews.to

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 20h

🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 21h

write something nice.

FUCK BILLIONAIRES!

that's not nice.

SCREW BILLIONAIRES!

that's not nice either.

ELIMINATE BILLIONAIRES BY TAXING THEM INTO OBLIVION!

you missed the point of the exercise.

DROP BILLIONAIRES FROM PLANES WITH NO PARACHUTE!

okay, enough.

MAKE BILLIONAIRES PAY US FOR AIR!!

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

morning, mark.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

i'm just gonna reply: "that we know of..." to everyone's posts from now on and see what happens.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

🤣

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Nichole Hiltz @nicholehiltz.bsky.social · 1d

This is sad facts 😆

JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 1d

Thousands of Karens Karened so Pam could Pam.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

worried about dolly. she lost carl back in march this year, right? i hope she finds a way to stay with us a bit longer.

she called me "a good egg" once and i've tried to be a good egg ever since.😞

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

this is a painting, not a photograph. david painted this... it astounds me.

David Brace @davidbrace2.bsky.social · 1d

From the "Walking Distance" series: "LOOK RIGHT (ghost)", oil on canvas, 12x12", 2022 (private collection).

A realistic painting of an urban intersection, littered with signs: street signs, commercial signs, warning signs (watch for pedestrians), a car nosing int the crosswalk. Behind, in the near distance, a cathedral spine looms.

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

worried about dolly. she lost carl back in march this year, right? i hope she finds a way to stay with us a bit longer.

she called me "a good egg" once and i've tried to be a good egg ever since.😞

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Darren Ewing @sadknob.bsky.social · 1d

i'm so sorry, mate. but also... LOLOLOLOL🤣

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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 1d

Starving now

Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 1d

I made dinner. It was kind of horrible. Everyone agreed

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