Today Sesame Street taught me that eggplants are fruits. I knew tomatoes are too. What's next? Are vegetables a conspiracy?!

I know I shouldn't judge, but when my 5 year old proactively chooses a laundry detergent cap to drink water out of, I have questions.
At least it was clean?

My five year old asked me to tell him a story to help him fall asleep. I went with a classic and started to tell him about the Minoan civilization.
He was asleep before I got to the exploding volcano that destroyed multiple cities. Tomorrow night?

I'm so glad that I bought everything I need for the next 4 years back in December and January. Several thousand cans of food, extra car parts, spare cell phones, etc.
No worries about tariff war price concerns for me! Wait, what is this about LEGOs?! Noooooo!

What's a monster's favorite dairy product?

Ogrurt!

Given Zuckerberg's history of renaming his company after the next big thing, I'm expecting news of Meta to be renamed "Artificial" any day now. Bonus: It'll better match his personality.

I've seen Wicked in person twice, the movie twice, and watched the opening scene several times more. I've even watched the deleted scenes.
And yet I can't figure out where they show Elphaba changing the color of fabric all by herself...
Maybe the wicked don't dye alone?

I kept telling my kids how we were getting so much snow Friday night that Saturday was going to be a snow day and they wouldn't have school. They were not as excited as I was for some reason.

What does a robot say when it sneezes?
R-choo!