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Unfortunately, this is honor mode.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Birb day.
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Well, most people don't enjoy eating 100 limes.
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Have you wanted freedom for cyberpunk dystopia?

It's on Poob. You can find it on Poob. You can go to Poob and defend it. Eat the Poob pill now, Neo. Jack into Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The recreation with storyboards make it seem like Kuszco fired his adoptive mother.

Which is a very Kuszco thing to do.
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Once you are done, I suggest looking up "Snuff out the Light"

This was a preproduction song made for a different version of the script where the villain plans to work with the god of the underworld as revenge for... well... 3 generations of Kuszco family BS

Still evil, but justifiably disgruntled
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
That isn't due to vampirism. That is due to staying on the computer all night.
December 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Of course.

Because you've changed dinosaur science, Mrs. Goodall.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
aka: "There was a reason why people all decided to get vaccinated against this"
December 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Expect him to get a sharpie and put up a cardboard cut out of a stick figure with a gun.
December 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
You assume they are good at it.
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
....her horns are going to pop it.
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"there is a secret cabal of politicians and elites that are running a child trafficking ring.

Trust me. I should know"
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Why let people take pictures of you while that is on screen? This should firmly be in "pull up excel spread sheets when your boss walks in" territory.

I can only assume this was directly intended as blackmail material.
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
So.... I know for a fact that far too many 70 year old women in my area have machetes.

And no- I did not learn this from watching them garden.
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Can it have a companion unit called Echo?
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Also, lions.

He is most of the way to being a themed villain that only shows up in 1-2 issues.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Don't worry.

They will only waste 2/3 of the planet's GDP before they realize that this doesn't work.

Plus side: Earth is going to get a sick ring. We'll finally be in the scifi future proper.
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yeah, but even a broken clock is right 730 times a year.

I want this to play out so we can laugh that this is too corrupt, even for FIFA.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hong Xiuquan is also an interesting case study because he is an example of a late stage cult leader with national power

When he preaches that his followers need to prepare to fight the unbelievers, he isn't holed up in a mansion surrounded by SWAT. He's holding a fortress and fighting entire armies
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Looong story short: cultural appropriation by cult leaders does not only go one way.

San Fran cult leaders go on about chi. Chinese cult leaders say "yeah, I'm Jesus' brother" and make up their own Christian flavored fan fiction.

Only with the old Chinese truism: "And then millions died".
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Moses: "Hmmmm.... I suppose your are right. I won't participate in it. I'm going, bye"
Whipuser: "Wait, no, you aren't allowed to do that"
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You are not using the period correct term.

This is the enema hose man. It is a vital part of 50's and 60's work culture. How are they supposed to survive that constant alcohol use without something to flush it out of their system?

Best way is to wash it all out from the other end.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I won't say that they COULDN'T make a character of him. He is the insane person that has sued them twice, so his name might have come up at the water cooler.

But Gary De'Snake is far too much protagonist material.

If there was some lawsuit-happy Gary De'Weasel, then sure, it is him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM