I am, famously, completely coding-illiterate & easily frustrated by software with complicated interfaces so IDK where That idea came from

Go to bed u big nerd

[Harmonica sting] [bullwhip crack] [Hanna-Barbera boingoingoing]

(Screams about how dope u look)

"Samus Aran is a cisgender human woman" bestie she is 30% Chozo DNA grafts and the rest is mostly X-parasite & scar tissue at this point

Extra funny when u remember that I have absolutely Zero ability to visualize distances, like "oh cool this abyssal octopus species can grow up to 17 inches. No idea what that looks like in real life without a tape measure BTW"

Was it just everyone screaming for like 20 minutes

HELLO sorry putting together refs completely slipped my mind this week 🙇 please enjoy Bronwyn my 8ft Rune Knight + her war hammer that weighs as much as a human toddler

Me 2 months ago when Fire Emblem released canon fursonas for all the main characters and my fan bullshit from 2002 rose from the grave like a vengeful ghost

Here lies Alex Ward Goth Babyman 🪦 he ran fast and died a virgin

Loud Fucking Music has been replaced by two coworkers discussing having to put a family pet down over Thanksgiving weekend what the Actual shit why am I here

Dying at work solidarity 😩🤝😩