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Cool Guy Jack
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That's me. Hox pox bijibus. jickbog on twitter. Lots of irons in the fire.
Lol will be me...
December 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
unbelievable! i've just seen someone refer to the nba cup's presentation as "pretty good."
December 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Donald Trump making up a false memory he 100% believes bc he heard Frosty the Snowman over the weekend: “Burl Ives was at Mar a Lago last week.”
Journo: “President Trump, Burl Ives has been dead for 30 years.”
Trump: “Really? That’s a shame. He looked so healthy. Talented guy. Sad, very sad.”
December 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
do you think the different repairmen will get jealous of each other? we got a guy replacing the heater but the other one's supposed to show up soon for the dryer. how do i tell them i respect them both equally?
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
if joe biden were president rn, we'd have addresses where he tells stories like the Rankin/Bass xmas movies actually happened to him. "Then there was the Heat Miser--know he was one bad customer. But I sat down with him, I sat down with him and his brother and we worked something out."
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
getting heater and dryer fixed today. big things are happening
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy Chillers of Eternity
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
this guy should've gotten more roles
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
hope people liked the band nude beach. i really did. and it turns out i still do.
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
the kids in my neighborhood are all into 'nivenmaxxing' and my mustache only grows blond. life is so fucked.
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Shaving off all your hair is the male version of cutting your own bangs except it rarely results in disaster. Unless you count mass shootings--at which point the ratio swings radically.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
havent been on this website for a while. anyway i am not crashing out i am collapsing in.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 AM
graph paper is one of man's greatest achievements.
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[Dils’ “Class War” tune] I wanna war for the rich and not the po’
I wanna fight and not know what I’m fighting fo’
In the Zemstvo, in the Zemstvo, in the Zemstvo, in the Zemstvo
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by Cool Guy Jack
What idiot called him “Javier Milei” instead of “Tylenol PM”??
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a sign that says legislado aprobara el acuerdo
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a sign that says legislado aprobara el acuerdo
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
maybe i'm back who's to say
September 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Do they still have shampoo/conditioner ads where it seems like a lady is nutting?
July 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
www.twitch.tv/saffronplayboy we're live with pillars of eternity! gotta remember how to make the trolls friendly!
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
July 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
total elite capture!
July 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Reposted by Cool Guy Jack
Pikmin on the grill. Memphis style.
May 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Don't Stop Now
YouTube video by Guided by Voices - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
think im back on this website
July 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
just had a sip of an ice cold diet coke. honoring sacred female wisdom.
July 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
finished d&d on a cliffhanger of the party confronting strange doubles of themselves and now i can't stop listening to camera. krautrock and turnbased combat work so well together.
June 27, 2025 at 5:26 AM
huhey glad girls!
June 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM