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Carl
@sage0fmadness.bsky.social
At this point, Eugene, your axe safety is the least of our concerns.

Writer and MTG nerd.
Too young for lead paint, too old for TikTok.
He/Him/His
Glad we had time for a crossplanar “death race” where all the death was offscreen and the consequences (good and bad) were all easily handwaved away
February 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
There must be combinations of Plane A and Plane B that create a formula for trouble!!
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
In a world without UB, there’d be room to introduce new heavyweight threats instead of recycle old ones. Outside of Valgavoth (a pretty niche case who can’t directly invade other planes, only invite others to his) we have yet to see any really negative consequences for the omenpaths
February 13, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Oops All Islands! Valakut
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Oh she totally would. She’d probably find the most famous dead sculptor around and dig him up to do it for her 😅
February 12, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Best/worst planeswalker in pottery class? Funny or serious your call 😄
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I run Chainer in my Disa deck (and have recommended the same to anyone who will listen) - Disa also loves the Diviner 🤩
January 30, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is the middlemost of all wests (complimentary)
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Man here, this is a major reason *i* don’t go to large lgs events lol
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 AM
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Yes … only an hour 😅
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Google’s “ai” clearly mixing in “space alien” because that where the hell is that gun supposed to be from, the Millennial Falcon?
January 25, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I think you’ve nailed it.
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 PM