Brian Sager
@sagerbj.bsky.social
King clip-on tie, big fuckin' man.
You're not allowed to hold the position of "Reservoir Dogs is not a ripoff of City on Fire, I just took a few things" and also hold this opinion. There are rules.
Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino has said The Hunger Games "ripped off" Battle Royale, and expressed surprise that the Japanese writer of the cult classic original didn’t sue The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins. https://bit.ly/44fDUkf
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
You're not allowed to hold the position of "Reservoir Dogs is not a ripoff of City on Fire, I just took a few things" and also hold this opinion. There are rules.
My coworkers: Let's all dress as movie characters for Halloween! I have a wizard costume at home, I can be Gandalf! Brian - please, please do not dress as something weird and obscure.
Me: I promise.
Me: I promise.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
My coworkers: Let's all dress as movie characters for Halloween! I have a wizard costume at home, I can be Gandalf! Brian - please, please do not dress as something weird and obscure.
Me: I promise.
Me: I promise.
POV: Trump and Hegseth at next year's Generals and Admirals meeting.
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
POV: Trump and Hegseth at next year's Generals and Admirals meeting.
Photo: JD Vance meets with Pope Francis hours before his death.
April 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Photo: JD Vance meets with Pope Francis hours before his death.
April 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Me in the national security group chat.
March 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Me in the national security group chat.
Roses are red
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
March 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Roses are red
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
Donnie's out of his element
#fthismoviefest was great
It's the size of Texas, Mr. President
They should've left Chick's wife up there to blow up, she sucks.
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March 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They should've left Chick's wife up there to blow up, she sucks.
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Something must've been in the water in '98
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March 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Something must've been in the water in '98
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My cat every time I leave for work.
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March 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My cat every time I leave for work.
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I can't begin to tell you know long it would take me to count how many words a person just said.
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March 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I can't begin to tell you know long it would take me to count how many words a person just said.
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I would've called this one The Rocks, y'know?
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March 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I would've called this one The Rocks, y'know?
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I bet Oscar was all "ow" right before he died.
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March 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I bet Oscar was all "ow" right before he died.
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Be careful, AJ! That cosmonaut is a nihilist! He believes in nothing!
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March 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Be careful, AJ! That cosmonaut is a nihilist! He believes in nothing!
#fthismoviefest
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In case it's been a while, there's an identical scene to this in Deep Impact where Robert Duvall sings Rush's Fly By Night to Jon Favereau.
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March 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In case it's been a while, there's an identical scene to this in Deep Impact where Robert Duvall sings Rush's Fly By Night to Jon Favereau.
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How the fuck do they even have a spacesuit that fits Bear?
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March 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
How the fuck do they even have a spacesuit that fits Bear?
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Udo's been finding broken minds for decades.
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March 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Udo's been finding broken minds for decades.
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March 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
March 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
NASA: The next total solar eclipse will occur on August 7th, 2077 at approximately 3:43 pm.
Also NASA: Jesus fucking Christ where are these rocks coming from?
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Also NASA: Jesus fucking Christ where are these rocks coming from?
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March 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
NASA: The next total solar eclipse will occur on August 7th, 2077 at approximately 3:43 pm.
Also NASA: Jesus fucking Christ where are these rocks coming from?
#fthismoviefest
Also NASA: Jesus fucking Christ where are these rocks coming from?
#fthismoviefest
I would just hire Keith David to kick the asteroids ass.
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March 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I would just hire Keith David to kick the asteroids ass.
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I forgot this opened as a Transformer movie.
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March 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I forgot this opened as a Transformer movie.
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Yeah - yeah - oh yeah that was fun.
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March 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yeah - yeah - oh yeah that was fun.
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Maude Lebowski's kid is old enough to run DOGE by now.
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March 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Maude Lebowski's kid is old enough to run DOGE by now.
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