Jim “the Juul man” Jaylor
@sagethegentrified.bsky.social
Married father of 2! | Mets | Falcons | Will Drink Tequila With You | NE➡️OK➡️CA➡️GA➡️HI
you are not allowed to be surprised at how they’re releasing the files. the writing was on the wall in arguably giant font that this is how they were going to do it.
December 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
you are not allowed to be surprised at how they’re releasing the files. the writing was on the wall in arguably giant font that this is how they were going to do it.
Took my first shower since surgery and I hate that that was a physical and semi-emotional thing to do
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Took my first shower since surgery and I hate that that was a physical and semi-emotional thing to do
pro tip:
Don’t tear your ACL especially if you are in your 30s
Day 2 post surgery and I’m straight up not having a good time
Don’t tear your ACL especially if you are in your 30s
Day 2 post surgery and I’m straight up not having a good time
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
pro tip:
Don’t tear your ACL especially if you are in your 30s
Day 2 post surgery and I’m straight up not having a good time
Don’t tear your ACL especially if you are in your 30s
Day 2 post surgery and I’m straight up not having a good time
I’ll tell you the only routine reminders I get that it’s winter is through football. It looked wintery out in Nebraska and it looks like it’d hurt to be outside in Michigan. Hawaii has forever changed me.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’ll tell you the only routine reminders I get that it’s winter is through football. It looked wintery out in Nebraska and it looks like it’d hurt to be outside in Michigan. Hawaii has forever changed me.
Losing a work bestie is a special kind of pain
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Losing a work bestie is a special kind of pain
one of my favorite things about being a dad is giving these kids running bits like this will be the year I capture Santa and I’ve got 100 secret raccoons back on the mainland under my control
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
one of my favorite things about being a dad is giving these kids running bits like this will be the year I capture Santa and I’ve got 100 secret raccoons back on the mainland under my control
if he’s wanting to put out what’s in there, it’s not going to contain what you want it to contain. it’s going to be disappointing and I think we all should come to terms with that right now.
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
if he’s wanting to put out what’s in there, it’s not going to contain what you want it to contain. it’s going to be disappointing and I think we all should come to terms with that right now.
In spite of it being incredibly stupid, I have yet to retain who is connected to who on secret lives of Mormon wives but we’re gonna press on watching it with my wife anyways
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
In spite of it being incredibly stupid, I have yet to retain who is connected to who on secret lives of Mormon wives but we’re gonna press on watching it with my wife anyways
Punched into a new level of the parenting stratosphere last night as I was just cheering on the 2 year old as he was vomiting out of nowhere on the linoleum floor.
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Punched into a new level of the parenting stratosphere last night as I was just cheering on the 2 year old as he was vomiting out of nowhere on the linoleum floor.
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
Dad with a torn ACL vs sick 2 year old boy on deck for today 🫠
drank for the first time in a month last night… I don’t think I missed it as much as I thought I would have.
November 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
drank for the first time in a month last night… I don’t think I missed it as much as I thought I would have.
Broken tibia, torn ACL, and partially torn MCL and LCL. Gonna be down bad for the next year 🙁
October 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Broken tibia, torn ACL, and partially torn MCL and LCL. Gonna be down bad for the next year 🙁
I don’t want the dodgers to win but I’m ready for this to be over
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I don’t want the dodgers to win but I’m ready for this to be over
when it’s time to take the uniform off, it’s going to be exhilarating when I’m no longer in charge of humans.
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
when it’s time to take the uniform off, it’s going to be exhilarating when I’m no longer in charge of humans.
this Ninja Creami is life changing
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 AM
this Ninja Creami is life changing
it’s going to be a catastrophe if the troops don’t get paid on the 15th. my family and I are gonna be straight for a few months but that’s not the case for everyone
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
it’s going to be a catastrophe if the troops don’t get paid on the 15th. my family and I are gonna be straight for a few months but that’s not the case for everyone
I did squats on Wednesday. I played basketball on Thursday. I’ve taken two epsom salt baths today in order to survive. This is 31 years old smh
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I did squats on Wednesday. I played basketball on Thursday. I’ve taken two epsom salt baths today in order to survive. This is 31 years old smh
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the term “pervert football” has been permanently seared into my brain
October 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social the term “pervert football” has been permanently seared into my brain
I talk I my sleep when I’m too tired. Just woke yelling my wife’s name and woke her up. Should make for an interesting morning
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I talk I my sleep when I’m too tired. Just woke yelling my wife’s name and woke her up. Should make for an interesting morning
I’m more concerned with a person sitting around and waiting for Jimmy Fallon’s commentary on anything let alone politics.
October 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I’m more concerned with a person sitting around and waiting for Jimmy Fallon’s commentary on anything let alone politics.
not drinking until Halloween just to make sure I can do it. A little self check in here
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
not drinking until Halloween just to make sure I can do it. A little self check in here
so Paul Finebaum giving SEC hot takes prepares him for service in Congress. got it
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
so Paul Finebaum giving SEC hot takes prepares him for service in Congress. got it
deleting previous posts in order to retain the health insurance for the kids. what a crazy place to be in in 2025
September 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
deleting previous posts in order to retain the health insurance for the kids. what a crazy place to be in in 2025
I gotta assume that we’re on the path of a mandated deep dive of social media accounts for military members. If y’all see us deleting, going private, etc. it’s a little too hot for us out there even when we didn’t do anything
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I gotta assume that we’re on the path of a mandated deep dive of social media accounts for military members. If y’all see us deleting, going private, etc. it’s a little too hot for us out there even when we didn’t do anything
these trips back home are great and are filled with sadness on both sides of the coin because it sucks to not be around but it also is sad to realize how I grew up isn’t normal or healthy
September 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
these trips back home are great and are filled with sadness on both sides of the coin because it sucks to not be around but it also is sad to realize how I grew up isn’t normal or healthy
I had a literal zombie dream I which humanity was falling like The Last of Us and the 28 __ Later franchise. Brain still thought it’d be cool to squeeze in panic about college and not getting something done for my degree 8 years ago smh.
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I had a literal zombie dream I which humanity was falling like The Last of Us and the 28 __ Later franchise. Brain still thought it’d be cool to squeeze in panic about college and not getting something done for my degree 8 years ago smh.