Sailor Barsoom
@sailorbarsoom.bsky.social
Princess Of Mars
MN
she/her bi
deaf
The cat is named Popsicle
MN
she/her bi
deaf
The cat is named Popsicle
The higher you can shift your center of gravity and the quicker you can lift your feet, the more you can avoid the ice!
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The higher you can shift your center of gravity and the quicker you can lift your feet, the more you can avoid the ice!
I have been thinking about this for literally years. My working hypothesis is that both the boxes got labeled "beef" first, and rather than get a new box they just wrote "not" on the turkey one.
My own personal Unsolved Mystery!
My own personal Unsolved Mystery!
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I have been thinking about this for literally years. My working hypothesis is that both the boxes got labeled "beef" first, and rather than get a new box they just wrote "not" on the turkey one.
My own personal Unsolved Mystery!
My own personal Unsolved Mystery!
I never get the opportunity to show people this so I'm happy to help.
Story: a few years ago my husband and I ordered sandwiches. He ordered beef, I ordered turkey. Here is that they sent us.
Story: a few years ago my husband and I ordered sandwiches. He ordered beef, I ordered turkey. Here is that they sent us.
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I never get the opportunity to show people this so I'm happy to help.
Story: a few years ago my husband and I ordered sandwiches. He ordered beef, I ordered turkey. Here is that they sent us.
Story: a few years ago my husband and I ordered sandwiches. He ordered beef, I ordered turkey. Here is that they sent us.
I was in vet med and you'd be surprised at the amount of big scary guys who had to leave the room during their pets vaccines. Seems to be a common fear!
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I was in vet med and you'd be surprised at the amount of big scary guys who had to leave the room during their pets vaccines. Seems to be a common fear!
Anyone who was trick-or-treating age in 1991 in Minnesota should be a borderline eco-terrorist by now (for context we had a blizzard on Halloween of 91. Oct is also very historically rainy but has not been in recent decades)
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Anyone who was trick-or-treating age in 1991 in Minnesota should be a borderline eco-terrorist by now (for context we had a blizzard on Halloween of 91. Oct is also very historically rainy but has not been in recent decades)
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This is where short whistle twees can do a lot of good.
Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.
From @mspwhistles.bsky.social
Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.
From @mspwhistles.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is where short whistle twees can do a lot of good.
Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.
From @mspwhistles.bsky.social
Alert those targeted that there’s increased activity in your neighborhood.
From @mspwhistles.bsky.social
I like to add a spoonful to a can of vegetable soup. Makes it seem fancy and adds flavor!
December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I like to add a spoonful to a can of vegetable soup. Makes it seem fancy and adds flavor!
I don't wanna go to elf practice, I'm gonna be a machinist!
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I don't wanna go to elf practice, I'm gonna be a machinist!
Is it Chris Reese? He's great! The station, not so much
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Is it Chris Reese? He's great! The station, not so much
I respect your dedication to the craft
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I respect your dedication to the craft
For some reason my cats always ignored my husbands meat burgers but would go completely bonkers for my Impossible burgers
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
For some reason my cats always ignored my husbands meat burgers but would go completely bonkers for my Impossible burgers
Midnight snack
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Midnight snack
Sounds about right
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sounds about right
We're gonna need a bigger bowl
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We're gonna need a bigger bowl
Adequate public transport truly is the gift that keeps on giving
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Adequate public transport truly is the gift that keeps on giving
My mom worked in the cannery for a while!
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My mom worked in the cannery for a while!
Even if you don't get the pizza, Bunny's is still great!
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Even if you don't get the pizza, Bunny's is still great!
The most expensive thing I have ever held was a litter of Savannah kittens. 3x $7,000
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The most expensive thing I have ever held was a litter of Savannah kittens. 3x $7,000
My husband said linden Hills Wedge was busy but everyone seemed polite. He says drivers seem pretty aggressive though
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My husband said linden Hills Wedge was busy but everyone seemed polite. He says drivers seem pretty aggressive though
My family was low-income as well and my brother got lessons and an instrument through school
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My family was low-income as well and my brother got lessons and an instrument through school