I may need to see a dr. about my explosive decompression.

It is perfectly legal to have one of the beans in your three bean salad be coffee. They can't stop you.

You know, in Animal Crossing it seems like most of the animals just stay put. Half the game is a lie.

If you have one of those carboat things, do you drive it or pilot it?

I like how the people of Skyrim are perfectly aware their dead regularly turn into zombies and they pretty much do nothing to account for this.

Boy, somebody's going to regret this.