Sailor Vanity (she/they)
@sailorvanity.bsky.social
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36 AZ Capricorn New to cosplay She/Her Idk what I'm doing half the time Hojo's #1 hater https://throne.com/sailorvanity
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Gender is just not cut-and-dry and that’s metal as fuck
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*The Turks, once again, doing whatever the hell they want*

Reeve: I'm sorry to report, but I am afraid that it IS your circus and your clowns...

Tseng: -long sigh, eyes closed, brows furrowed, hand tight around coffee cup-
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Me, flirting with a girl.
Her, thinking I'm just being a really nice girls girl.

NO, I AM TRYING TO KISS YOU, DAMMIT.
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Dyne's contour is baked and set!! 🤣
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Tifa: Damn, I can't find my chapstick...
Aerith: You can borrow some of mine!
Tifa: That'd be great! Than-
Aerith: -kisses Tifa-

:3 #aerti
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(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture
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"Think fast!"
No. I need to think very much less fast, thank you.
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Whyyy slut shame when you can slut uplift??? It's literally so amazing.
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Impulse tattoo impulse tattoo impulse tatt-
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Rufus needs a little bullying every now and then.
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From the Appliance constellation 🤣 I ran into that damn dishwasher door SO hard. I was zooming around
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Now, there's nothing wrong with average and Rufus needs to know that. 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣
I straight up ran into the dishwasher while the door was open on it 😖
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Guess who can't fuckin stop running into shit at work?!

💀😭 I'm like a fuckin pear, bro!!!
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*slams fists on table*

I need the alpha to be charmingly goofy, this time. Do you understand me?!
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Sigh...
Alright. Alright, you win. I did it. 😩
Are you happy, now?
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The mirror and I have something in common...
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Back in my masc energy.

Hahahaha let me get you pregnant.
Jk
Unless?