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Sailor Vanity (she/they)
@sailorvanity.bsky.social
37 -MDNI-
AZ
Capricorn
Lots of Reno cosplay
She/they
Idk what I'm doing half the time
Hojo's #1 hater

https://sailorvanity.carrd.co
I need to stop putting my glasses on my head. That's exactly how they get so dirty 😭
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Sitcoms where the four mains are replaced by the Turks
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Ever crisis’s new Cid chef gear is so funny
I’m calling it Cid Ramsay
#FF7EC #Cidhighwind
February 13, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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I’ve got some b-grade Tseng stickers up for sale on our site finally! flamematescreative.com

They are cheaper than the original but still amazing vinyl quality. We just weren’t expecting the white borders on it 😭

#tsengoftheturks #ffvii #ff7 #finalfantasyvii
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
"We have spared that person of a guilty conscience. Perhaps, that will ease yours."
"Yeah...nope."
February 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I had to wait to share this on here until most of us were awake (okay, I didn't completely wait. I did have to share with Deme first, hehe,) but:

Pharaoh Rude
Pharaoh's femboy concubine Reno.

You all have a great day, now!
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Just admitted on TikTok I don't ship Cloud with anyone. Am I gonna get canceled? Lmao
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Do I have to go to work today? 😭 I don't think I can fake smile for much longer. I want to gremlin.
February 12, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Couple more days to grab your print before cutoff! I'd prefer you got your order in by the end of the night on Valentines day, just so I can make sure I have plenty of stock :)
VALENTINES DAY-ISH AUTOGRAPH STREAM THIS WEEKEND! Get your print at Streamily.com/AustinLeeMatthews before Sunday, and we’ll have a good time!

And then I’m ranking YOUR fictional crushes according to my AMAZING(ly terrible) TASTE!

See you then!
February 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Me, when the character has a nose bump :3
a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman in a floral dress .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I ate a whole log of goat cheese.
Nobody look at me.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
What are your pronouns so I can thirst after you correctly? 😩
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Heheh
[CONSUME]
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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“How are you?

I wish I knew where you were.
It’s already been four years now.
This is the eighty-ninth letter that I’ve sent to you, but I don’t even know where to send them anymore.

I really hope that… this final letter that I’m writing gets to you.”

#zerith
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Would you like to eat 10 oranges?"
"What? No???"
"What if we made them smaller?"
"Hell yeah, sign me the fuck up!"
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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once more.
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Stop telling the bar tender "surprise me."
Water.
You're getting fuckin water.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
For Tseng's sense of humor, all I can think of is that one post where someone said BIll Murray took a fry from their tray, ate it, looked at them, and said "no one will ever believe you," and just fucked off.

Yeah. I think he does things like that, because he's right. No one will ever believe you.
Also, Tseng is fluent in many languages, but Reno is not.
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I like to think of Rude's sense of humor like, teaching Reno words in Spanish, but purposely giving him the wrong meaning.

He got a real kick out of it when Reno busted into Tseng's office all proud and confident and greeted him with "¡Buenas tardes, huevón!"
February 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
"When you call my name,
it's like a little prayer.
I'm down on my knees.
I wanna take you there..."

#shinrafuckers #renooftheturks #renocosplay
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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americans i am begging you, pleading you, to speak out against the treatment of cuba by the us government, they are at risk of a genocide if they do not get fuel, and are definetly gonna be at risk of a us invasion

please, they are our brothers
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Gotta get through work this week and then I can start getting pics done for my Fansly
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM