The Gingerbread Sailorman
@sailorwayne.bsky.social
DILF. Ding dong. Local favourite. Bicycle-riding pinko. Dewdropper. Road Agent. Métis. Dumbersexual. Crime-fighter. Lotta 'D' here, ya dig?
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
No blank feeds and f followbacks.
(I RP and do not 💜 often)
Fuck them big contributors to trump no doubt.
January 14, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Fuck them big contributors to trump no doubt.
He shot himself just because or he couldn't help whatever immoral/gross/secret wives shit he was into?
January 14, 2026 at 5:44 AM
He shot himself just because or he couldn't help whatever immoral/gross/secret wives shit he was into?
"Every time a child in gaza dies you drink a shot"
January 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
"Every time a child in gaza dies you drink a shot"
It didn't occur to me at all that JD would be a sponsor I thought they put it up because it was bad-ass.
January 14, 2026 at 2:55 AM
It didn't occur to me at all that JD would be a sponsor I thought they put it up because it was bad-ass.
HAVE FUN IN HELL DILBERT
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
HAVE FUN IN HELL DILBERT
From the stills it looks like Joshua is about to really enjoy his work.
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 PM
From the stills it looks like Joshua is about to really enjoy his work.
Dorkwayne did kind of comment as he reiterated the false accusation. When has not knowing something impeded this toss?
January 13, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Dorkwayne did kind of comment as he reiterated the false accusation. When has not knowing something impeded this toss?
"First-degree trespassing"?
Is that like 1%er hard core trespassing?
Is that like 1%er hard core trespassing?
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"First-degree trespassing"?
Is that like 1%er hard core trespassing?
Is that like 1%er hard core trespassing?
That's the "hard -r" accent.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 AM
That's the "hard -r" accent.
I thought he wasn't allowed on HNIC.
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I thought he wasn't allowed on HNIC.
Is he the noisy weirdo or is that Sansone?
January 13, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Is he the noisy weirdo or is that Sansone?
You want to keep these fickers around? Why?
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 AM
You want to keep these fickers around? Why?
Actually, I'd be surprised if cop school has a unit on not shooting civilians.
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Actually, I'd be surprised if cop school has a unit on not shooting civilians.
Except as pertains to not shooting civilians.
January 13, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Except as pertains to not shooting civilians.
If you put, "I made Nasa send signals to those aliens we found and now they're coming to get us" I'd believe it.
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 AM
If you put, "I made Nasa send signals to those aliens we found and now they're coming to get us" I'd believe it.
Squire pfffft shoulda called a voyageur and dance across goop.
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Squire pfffft shoulda called a voyageur and dance across goop.
Samosas solve everything
January 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Samosas solve everything
Duh it's called "soft quitting".
January 12, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Duh it's called "soft quitting".
You'd be better off calling your wife fatso.
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
You'd be better off calling your wife fatso.
You can see the 'oh shit i can't ask that i'll be killed' look wash over his face.
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
You can see the 'oh shit i can't ask that i'll be killed' look wash over his face.
Numerous subscribers say that regarding defector like, on the daily. Makes ya wonder how print edition Defector would sell...
January 8, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Numerous subscribers say that regarding defector like, on the daily. Makes ya wonder how print edition Defector would sell...
Ain't no deep dive like a Kahler deep dive.
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ain't no deep dive like a Kahler deep dive.