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Police use riot shields to help recapture runaway Wiltshire goat
Police use riot shields to help recapture runaway Wiltshire goat
Escapee was seen chasing a woman around Upper Seagry and trying to eat fruit on a festive wreath An escaped goat which went on a rampage in a Wiltshire village was safely lassoed by police carrying riot shields. The runaway ruminant mammal was trotting around Upper Seagry, near Chippenham, and was seen chasing a woman around the village and trying to eat oranges from a Christmas wreath, an eyewitness told the BBC. Wiltshire police used riot shields and a lasso to round the animal up before it was safely returned to its owner on Thursday morning. The goat also attempted to munch on safety equipment from the back of the officer’s car. “Apparently it’s not very nice,” one of the officers can be heard saying on body-worn camera footage. The officer added: “We’ve got it on a tow line, we’ve got some [riot] shields because he’s trying to butt my head.” The animal briefly slipped the lasso before being re-captured and taken home. A Wiltshire police spokesperson said: “PC Ferris and PC Miller, from Chippenham Response, swiftly responded, controlled the situation and returned the goat to his owner.” In October, an attempt to retrieve a stranded goat at the bottom of a bridge arch led to an emergency call-out in Cumbria to rescue someone attempting to save the animal. Three fire crews and police were sent to Longtown Bridge in Carlisle after reports someone had gone into the water while trying to reach the animal. They had managed to extricate themselves but to “prevent a repeat incident”, fire officers were sent to retrieve the animal, Longtown fire station said. Continue reading...
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December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Inspired by @nigetassell.bsky.social excellent Final Destination tales, we are off on our ‘olidys all the way through to the end of the line at Penzance 🚂🏴‍☠️🌅

Decided to treat us to the sleeper train for the journey back. That’ll be a top 3 bucket-list adventure ticked off ✅🤗
July 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Mountain bike riding chimpanzees being trained by pioneer of the genre and the only permanent member of the "Hans Rey Adventure Team" feels like potential @tftimemachine.bsky.social content?

youtu.be/HDAMywWlvBo?...
Monkey See - Monkey Do - Hans Rey's How-To video 1995
YouTube video by Hans Rey
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April 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
This is like a game up the social club. De Graaf missing shots by a segment. Nabrida equally bad AND slow. Painful. #thedarts
December 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM