Drinking energy drinks so I can feel something.

Not energy, though. Just heart palpitations.

The upstairs neighbors are stomping around at all hours and idk what to do abt it without being super confrontational

If I tell the office it'll still be obvious that it's ME

If I go up there with my screaming baby it'll be a bitch move

If I do nothing I just have a barking dog and screaming baby

Making a weird pantry's-almost-empty casserole tonight, feeling the spirit of a Midwestern Mom possessing me as we speak

whymst the fuck do they make infant tylenol if I can't give it to the baby until she's 3 months

My baby got her first BIG round of shots today and I'm worrying myself sick over her. She's literally just extra sleepy but I'm TERRIFIED. #FirstTimeMom