What happens when a swan greets a giraffe?
December 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
What happens when a swan greets a giraffe?
Christmas markets fail to make me feel Christmassy. #disappointed
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Christmas markets fail to make me feel Christmassy. #disappointed
December 11, 2024 at 10:11 PM
A poem I carefully crafted just now:
Finch in the blue sky,
Swoops and weaves between the trees,
Sees another finch...
#poetandididntevenknowit #haikutastic
Finch in the blue sky,
Swoops and weaves between the trees,
Sees another finch...
#poetandididntevenknowit #haikutastic
December 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
A poem I carefully crafted just now:
Finch in the blue sky,
Swoops and weaves between the trees,
Sees another finch...
#poetandididntevenknowit #haikutastic
Finch in the blue sky,
Swoops and weaves between the trees,
Sees another finch...
#poetandididntevenknowit #haikutastic
Oh my, 10 followers... #worldfamous
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Oh my, 10 followers... #worldfamous
Wow. Bars of soap. #spectacle #useful
December 8, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Wow. Bars of soap. #spectacle #useful
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Can't wait for my Mighty Meaty Pizza ™️ UNIQUE WOOD FIRED STONEBAKED BASE!
December 8, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Can't wait for my Mighty Meaty Pizza ™️ UNIQUE WOOD FIRED STONEBAKED BASE!
You know who you are... #snake #toxicwench
December 8, 2024 at 10:32 AM
You know who you are... #snake #toxicwench
I hate it when people stray from the two option I have proposed to them. #snakes #toxicewenches
December 8, 2024 at 10:29 AM
I hate it when people stray from the two option I have proposed to them. #snakes #toxicewenches
You will send me a bucket of cash...
December 7, 2024 at 11:38 PM
You will send me a bucket of cash...
The fumes are getting to me... #isittheend
December 7, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The fumes are getting to me... #isittheend
December 7, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Judgemental people are not my friends... #shuttingthemout
December 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Judgemental people are not my friends... #shuttingthemout
What does one do about crunchy bones? #arthritis
December 7, 2024 at 8:35 PM
What does one do about crunchy bones? #arthritis
@sainsburys.bsky.social Please acknowledge me.
December 7, 2024 at 11:40 AM
@sainsburys.bsky.social Please acknowledge me.
Survived the storm. #gnomesaren'tblownover
December 7, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Survived the storm. #gnomesaren'tblownover