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Art goblin. Feral mom. Your local cool girl.
🌙🪐🫧🍷🔮🌿🪬🪲♒️🥀🤍🃏
I need girlypop friends bc sometimes I wanna go to the clerb but I don’t have anyone to go with
January 16, 2026 at 10:53 PM
“What if I flop?” No diva, what if you eat 💅
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Let’s talk about 2016…
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Unfortunately putting your phone away and going on walks does help, besties.
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I liked the Robert Pattinson Batman idc idc idc
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
If I was a car girlie I’d be whippin in the most outlandish shit, catch me putting a twin turbo v8 in a convertible beetle with little devil horns on it or something
January 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Top 3 reasons to give a hot girl money:

1. She likey
2. She likey
3. She likey
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Yungblud is so hot when you don’t have someone in your ear telling you he’s cringe
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
High Misty is so funny bc I just hop on the internet and start talking to everyone like they’re my long time bestie that I love so much
January 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Be stoney baloney, binge rupaul’s drag race, and eat my weight in cake? Yes fucking PLEASE.
January 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Honestly love a man who begs idc
January 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
The one time I wanna go to the clerb and my sister isn’t down to go with me 😭
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Sex
January 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Sad so I made lasagna for dinner. Guess who feels better bc cooking is emotional medicine, especially when it’s Italian food. ✨me✨
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Craving a weed gummy, a steak, and a back rub.
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
So I like slutty music, sue me.
January 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Therapy is so wild bc so what if I can’t remember parts of my childhood? Clearly it was bad for me so why do you want me to remember it? To be delulu is to be free.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Maybe rewatching The Rehearsal with Nathan Fielder will fix me
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I absolutely had a menty b about feeling fat and ugly today
I will not have a menty b about feeling fat and ugly today, I’m willing a good day into the universe
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Comics are so pretty idc
January 7, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I’m on your desktop, I’m an icon.✌️
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I will not have a menty b about feeling fat and ugly today, I’m willing a good day into the universe
January 7, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Geeked bc my sibling in law made me these earrings from my fave comic book 🫶🏻✨
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Okay but still release the full uncensored Epstein files though…
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Like objectively, I am so beautiful.
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM