Michael Gerwe
@saintem.bsky.social
They're pumped to have a first-person shooter experience where they can unload a clip into a smiling liberal.
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
They're pumped to have a first-person shooter experience where they can unload a clip into a smiling liberal.
Thing is, he's not looking at her or what she's doing. He's looking at his fucking phone. He's obviously going to get confused, which is why staring at his phone is obviously a big fuck up.
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Thing is, he's not looking at her or what she's doing. He's looking at his fucking phone. He's obviously going to get confused, which is why staring at his phone is obviously a big fuck up.
I hadn't fully taken on board that the shooter might be filming DURING the shooting. How could blocking a car from driving with your body, filming with your left hand while shooting with your right be in the same universe as proper procedure?
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I hadn't fully taken on board that the shooter might be filming DURING the shooting. How could blocking a car from driving with your body, filming with your left hand while shooting with your right be in the same universe as proper procedure?
Shoot three or four peope in the face next time, I guess?
January 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Shoot three or four peope in the face next time, I guess?
I've been out-tooshed again!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I've been out-tooshed again!!
Looking forward to seeing those killer Cruyff turns at the Amex again.
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Looking forward to seeing those killer Cruyff turns at the Amex again.
It's gotta be Sway for me, but I might be biased about it because it sounds exactly like the NARCOS theme song. Both absolute bangers.
December 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's gotta be Sway for me, but I might be biased about it because it sounds exactly like the NARCOS theme song. Both absolute bangers.
Apologizing for being liberal scum
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Apologizing for being liberal scum
Complete with a water gulp throwback!
December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Complete with a water gulp throwback!
Dead set on outliving this filthy fuck, tbh.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Dead set on outliving this filthy fuck, tbh.
I feel this. End stage ankle osteoarthritis, and thinking about pain a lot. Walking more than 20 minutes takes me straight to my pain cave, where it's almost impossible to do anything but focus on the pain. A little self-awareness, a fancy brace, and plenty of diclofenac almost make it manageable.
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I feel this. End stage ankle osteoarthritis, and thinking about pain a lot. Walking more than 20 minutes takes me straight to my pain cave, where it's almost impossible to do anything but focus on the pain. A little self-awareness, a fancy brace, and plenty of diclofenac almost make it manageable.
Anybody remember who was fifth four days ago? Anybody asking if Brighton was going to win the league?
December 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Anybody remember who was fifth four days ago? Anybody asking if Brighton was going to win the league?
This one came out soon after I moved here, the most wholesomely named town in America.
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There's More To Appleton Than Our Acclaimed Escorts
Have you thought about making Appleton, WI the destination for your next vacation, business meeting, or even place to live? It may not spring to mind right away, like Las Vegas or Sheboygan, but I cer...
theonion.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This one came out soon after I moved here, the most wholesomely named town in America.
theonion.com/theres-more-...
theonion.com/theres-more-...
"Something went wrong" is the headline of the link I'm seeing.
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"Something went wrong" is the headline of the link I'm seeing.
No sound, no vision.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
No sound, no vision.
Last time I watched I skipped Season 5, so as far as I'm concerned Omar's still out there, roaming those streets.
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Last time I watched I skipped Season 5, so as far as I'm concerned Omar's still out there, roaming those streets.
A beautiful great horned. We love hearing them outside at night and they keep the rabbits in check, but no more chilling out on the balcony at night for our cats.
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A beautiful great horned. We love hearing them outside at night and they keep the rabbits in check, but no more chilling out on the balcony at night for our cats.
After, but I'm not fussy about that. Have a feeling it doesn't matter too much as long as it's approximate.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
After, but I'm not fussy about that. Have a feeling it doesn't matter too much as long as it's approximate.
I had the same feeling. I rate him as a keeper, but I'd already fully accepted the equalizer was about to go up on the board.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I had the same feeling. I rate him as a keeper, but I'd already fully accepted the equalizer was about to go up on the board.