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Augustine 🇦🇺
@saintlyhippo.bsky.social
Veteran. Cricket and coffee.
nobody is INVOLUNTARILY celibate. Anyone can take care of themselves, present well, be a kind and mature person. Someone will always be into that.

“Incels” are CHOOSING to be unfuckable assholes.
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Who else is old enough to remember when DE-Colonisation was seen as a GOOD thing 🤷
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Somebody tell me what “values” Australia currently shares with the US? The closest I can think of is a shared interest in nuclear submarines but that’s not much to hang your hat on #Auspol
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Successive Aus governments have let the ADF fall into disrepair to such an extent that we have become completely dependent on the US, a belligerent rogue state. The answer was to throw ungodly amounts of money at them to further entrench our subjugation. Scrap #AUKUS, invest in autonomy #Auspol
January 20, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Given that the grand total of export revenue the US provides to Australia is ~$24B (8%) can we all agree the only reason the govt can’t grow a backbone and stand up to US aggression is the haplessly tethering of us to them through the disastrous #AUKUS deal? Sunk cost fallacy at play. #Auspol
January 19, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Let’s see if @albomp.bsky.social can find the intestinal fortitude to do the right thing here. Shouldn’t HAVE to wait for someone else to lead but here we are. Read the room, Albo. Don’t tie us to this nonsense. #Auspol
January 19, 2026 at 9:10 PM
At this point it’s entirely possible Labor are in sunk cost fallacy mode after doubling down on Scomo’s crappy #AUKUS deal. Can’t dig us out now, may as well doom us to being dragged into calamity by a rogue US until the end of time 🤦🏻 #Auspol
January 19, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The US: The rest of the world are all pussies and we don’t need you

The world: ok, bye then 👋

The US: HOW DARE YOU!!!
January 19, 2026 at 7:20 AM
For the love of Christ please tell me @albomp.bsky.social isn’t going to join Trump’s council of peace or whatever it’s called. How about we DONT enable this prick WHILE he plots to invade and annex our ally #Auspol
January 19, 2026 at 7:16 AM
How could that #ICE agent have not escalated a traffic stop? Don’t position himself in front of a moving vehicle and CREATE a danger. Also, don’t skip several steps in the use of force continuum and go straight to shooting when you could just radio local police to pull her over later.
January 11, 2026 at 12:18 AM