I’ve been playing Monster Hunter World so much in preparation for Wilds and even at work I cannot stop thinking about it, I feel like I did when World just released 🥴

I love physics because one minute you’re crunching numbers that’ll put you on the moon and the next you’re one awkward tug on your shoestrings away from some of the most mentally agonizing minutes of your life

Why would I go to therapy when I can just get really stoned and have some milk & cookies

Maia’s shrimp skills are unmatched

The faux leather was already peeling but the cold has made my shift knob brittle and it started falling apart in my hand as I’m driving

BMW how did you design such a piece of shit car

Prog metal is so funny because what are you singing about that makes you feel the need to play that hard

Dragonforce doesn’t have one lyric where they should be playing the way they do

A lot of people don’t know this, but L. Ron Hubbard was a black man.