Sakura Skies 🌸
@sakuraskies.bsky.social
Mad Scientist.
Cat mom.
Reader.
Trekkie 🖖.
🔵 dot in a 🔴 state.
Snarky AF.
FDT.
Cat mom.
Reader.
Trekkie 🖖.
🔵 dot in a 🔴 state.
Snarky AF.
FDT.
It's giving the Temu Four Horsemen of the apocalypse vibes.
Seriously, Shady and Lil Marco know we're fucked.
Seriously, Shady and Lil Marco know we're fucked.
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It's giving the Temu Four Horsemen of the apocalypse vibes.
Seriously, Shady and Lil Marco know we're fucked.
Seriously, Shady and Lil Marco know we're fucked.
Just waiting for the Seattle coffee party to start.
April 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Just waiting for the Seattle coffee party to start.
Muhahaha motherfuckers.
April 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Muhahaha motherfuckers.
March 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The only thing he's king of is the sketchy Burger King with a 60 health score that's selling meth at the drive-thru window.
February 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The only thing he's king of is the sketchy Burger King with a 60 health score that's selling meth at the drive-thru window.
I asked ChatGPT what would happen if we stopped buying makeup, beauty products, and skin care.
Here's the reply
Here's the reply
February 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I asked ChatGPT what would happen if we stopped buying makeup, beauty products, and skin care.
Here's the reply
Here's the reply
Aren't meme generators great?
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Aren't meme generators great?
Yes sir, Uncle Sam!
February 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yes sir, Uncle Sam!
Two pics, same energy.
January 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Two pics, same energy.
Describe yourself in 4 characters.
See a trend here...
See a trend here...
January 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Describe yourself in 4 characters.
See a trend here...
See a trend here...
You know the makeup is bad when you go to reply, and all you can see is poorly applied concealer.
January 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You know the makeup is bad when you go to reply, and all you can see is poorly applied concealer.
Well since all the cool kids are doing it.
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Well since all the cool kids are doing it.
Post a funny Star Trek cap with no context. #StarTrek #BoldlyMocking
January 4, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Post a funny Star Trek cap with no context. #StarTrek #BoldlyMocking
Welcome to the Terrordome.
January 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Welcome to the Terrordome.
Leave it to President Carter to give a final "fuck you" to Clementine Caligula.
What a beautiful gift.
What a beautiful gift.
December 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Leave it to President Carter to give a final "fuck you" to Clementine Caligula.
What a beautiful gift.
What a beautiful gift.
I bought something similar in October. I wanted this bad boy (it's 5ftx5ft) but I wouldn't fit in my house. 😭
December 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I bought something similar in October. I wanted this bad boy (it's 5ftx5ft) but I wouldn't fit in my house. 😭
Even my eggs are screaming in horror over what is going on right now.
December 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Even my eggs are screaming in horror over what is going on right now.
December 19, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Surprise, surprise.
At least I'm honest about my potty mouth. 😂
At least I'm honest about my potty mouth. 😂
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Surprise, surprise.
At least I'm honest about my potty mouth. 😂
At least I'm honest about my potty mouth. 😂