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salamencefury.bsky.social
Stinky Catboy (Dragon flavored)
@salamencefury.bsky.social
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Sal - 31 - He/They/It - POC - Amateur artist, dragon lover and streamer! 🇧🇷 (ENG/PT-BR)
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Commissions: https://salamencefury.carrd.co
Twitch: https://twitch.tv/salamencefury
Art tag: #art OR #myart
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You can play the standard playlist, which does have SBMM.
A screenshot of the playlist selection in Black Ops 7 Multiplayer, which has an highlight on the description of the "Standard Moshpit" playlist, indicating skill is an important factor on this playlist (meaning it has SBMM).
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
If you respond to the question "what's your most leftist opinion" with "no one should have a gun", I have two things to tell you:

1. That's not a leftist opinion
2. You now have to deal with this very angry grandpa who knows a thing or two about actual leftism
A meme of Karl Marx with glowing red eyes and a pistol on his hand pointing at the viewer menacingly, while the text around him, which includes him quoting himself, says "What part of 'Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered: any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary' do you not understand, LIBERAL?"
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
salamencefury.bsky.social
Behold: a "professional" Call of Duty League player getting completely exposed the moment aim assist gets hit with the nerf bat

#blackops7 #callofduty
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
salamencefury.bsky.social
remember the facebook friend of someone on Tumblr 11 years ago predicted this
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
Those scam accounts are trying their hardest huh
A screenshot of a bluesky conversation between me and an attempted scammer who tried to impersonate the Bluesky Security team. I replied with "suck my balls"
November 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
This post I saw on Tumblr while looking for "Gabecube" is fucking frying me

Whoever this guy's friend is, Apollo literally nailed him in the dome with a dodgeball

#steamhardware #steammachine #gabecube
A tumblr post from 11 years ago from ministig1-blog-blog. The picture is a crudely edited Gamecube official picture, with the name altered to "Nintendo Gabecube" and various pictures of Gabe Newell on the sides and top of the console. The caption below reads "My friend sent me this over Facebook. I'm beginning to question the level of our friendship right now"
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
I humbly offer my Lucario girl, Iris (who has a dragon boyfriend)
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
OH YEAH AND I HAVE THE ANTHRO VERSION OF THE DRAGON HERE
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
the redditors seem to have made their way to Lemmy to deny my ADHD diagnosis because I'm apparently just "trivializing a disease by making it trendy"

my man do you want my Ritalin receipts
A comment chain on Lemmy, with the top post being from me, claiming a comic I found there is very relatable due to my ADHD, with the second comment being someone being seemingly upset about me relating to it and complaining about how I'm an american making ADHD to be a trendyh thing, and the third comment is me clarifying that I'm not American and that I was diagnosed with ADHD at eight.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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The good thing about PEAK is that it will humble you VERY quickly if you try to be too adventurous LMAO
A crudely drawn picture of an nondescript man banging one of his fists on the desk wheezing uncontrollably with a "painful laughter" expression, with the word "WHEEZE" written right behind and above him
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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This seems totally legit, guys
November 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Engine, 20 minutes later: "Why do I feel like I'm sitting in a volcano- AAAAAAAAA"
November 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Like, I'm pretty sure the Take-Two CEO would be in THIS position, except he is NOT a one-man army assassin dude, he's cannon fodder.
The poster for John Wick 2, where John Wick (played by Keanu Reeves) is standing in the middle of the shot, with various scratches on his forehead, looking with determination at the camera, all the while dozens of disembodied hands surrounding him point pistols at his head from all directions, making it look like he has a halo in a possible visual pun of the fact he is an Angel of Death to his opponents.
November 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
salamencefury.bsky.social
and people wonder why Valve and many other gaming companies just. sit there and do their thing.

Those big name game producers are trying way too hard.
A screenshot of a 4chan post, with the picture of the post being Gabe Newell sitting on the Valve offices in front of the real life TF2 Sentry Gun model. The post reads: ">does nothing >competition just keeps shooting themselves on the foot What is this business strategy called?"
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
Anyway did ya'll know that in 1912 when the Titanic sank the media was literally casting Vicious Mockery on its corpse with no mercy whatsoever

#titanic #vintagenews
A tweet from Copper Lund where he says "They were roasting the shit out of the Titanic in the newspaper right after it sank man. This is not a new development, or a chance to stroke your chin about the dangers of social media." A series of tweets with various newspaper headlines from 1912 roasting the Titanic for sinking. The first one, from The Evening Star, Washington DC, April 18, 1912, says "The adjective "unsinkable", like the word "fireproof", will be accepted here only in an approximate sense." The second headline, from The Butte Inter-Mountain, Montana, April 22, 1912, reads "At all, the events the scientists seem to agree that icebergs in the path of ocean liners are not conducive to safety". The third headline, from The Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 23, 1912, has a title saying "In the Steamship Office..." with the text being: "Patron: What can you give me for next Wedsneday's sailing?" "Agent: How about No. 8 on the promenade, deck, starboard, suit you? private dining room, private bath, brass bed, real windows with lace curtains-" "Patron: Never mind that! What kind of seat can you give me in the lifeboat?" Continuing with the series of headlines mocking the Titanic for sinking, the next one is from the Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, April 24, 1912, and reads "If you own a life boat right now is a good time to sell it. There is a big demand for life boats and prices have gone up." The next one is from the Jewell County Republican, Kansas, July 5, 1912, and reads "One of the beauties of aviating is that there are no icebergs floating in the sky." The last headline is from The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, May 1, 1912, and says "If the people on the Titanic had known what the poets were going to do to them maybe some of them would not have cared to survive." A crop of a headline from an unknown newspaper from 1912 saying "It was kind of the Titanic to provide a ball room for the mermaids".
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
salamencefury.bsky.social
Here's the anthro reference of Sa'al! He now has a full name!

#dragon #anthro #scalie #westerndragon #truesona #myart
A reference picture of an anthro western dragon, named Sa'al Ki'im Gome'sh, he is a somewhat striking blue color with darker freckles on his thighs, tail, hips, upper arms, lower neck, and lower wings. He has aquatic frills on the sides of his head with spines the color of his body, with light orange membranes. His horns, wing membranes, throat marking, the spines along his back and tail alongside a v-shaped fin on the tip of his tail are the same color. He also has a light grey belly with a slight pudge and v-shaped cross sections on it, alongside two parallel divisions that run from the top of his chest to the bottom. He has one hand on his hip while the other holds a non-descriptive smartphone while he makes a peace sign with that same hand. Several other panels depict his arm accessories, back, and a mole on the left side of his cheek. The background is a low value blue crossed diagonally by darker blue scale patterns that run from the bottom left corner of the picture to the top right corner.
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Absolute Batman doing the "Absolute cinema" pose with that same caption in front of his stomach
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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And now he's meeting Saddam on the seventh circle of hell pretty much like this:
Colored panels of the Jujutsu Kaisen manga, where Gojo shows up after healing himself after his confrontation with Toji, and says "Yo. Long time no see." Toji, incredulous, says "...For real?" and Gojo lifts his hair to show the healed forehead wound he received from Toji, while saying "For REAL real. I feel like new."
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
salamencefury.bsky.social
so devil fruit powers ARE real. huh.
A screenshot from a reddit post, where the title says "There is a mutation that causes bones to become 8 times denser than normal that allow people to walk away from car accidents without a single fracture but with a trade off of being unable to swim." The pictures of the post show various x-rays of people with that condition, showing their extremely dense bones.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Meanwhile, every big name liberal:
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Did a little edit for our man Absolute Batman being extremely based... of course, to Doom music!

#absolutebatman #fucknazis
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Correction: he hit Starscream with a Rainmaker, with Skywarp he literally did a Burning Hammer on his sorry ass 😭 and that ain't the worst thing that happens to Skywarp on this run!
A cropped page of the Transformers Skybound comics, where Optimus Prime shoulder checks Skywarp in the stomach, lifts him over his head, and hits him with a Burning Hammer
November 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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This man literally became an angel (because Bats hit him with a One-Winged Angel), but God did not want his dumbass and kicked him out.
A zoomed in panel of Absolute Batman dunking a masked policeman on his head with an One-Winged Angel, completely compressing his head and spine into silly putty
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Optimus Prime on the other hand does not give a fuck 😭
A scene from the Transformers Skybound comics, where Optimus Prime picks up Skywarp, lifts him over his head, and hits him with a Burning Hammer wrestling move before igniting his axe and threatening him.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Have my dragon man AND dragon cat :)
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM