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Sami
@salamiguy.bsky.social
Hilan told me to get this
Quorn sausage has saved me once again
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Who's in the I hate my job gang I'm the newest member
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Someone didn't realise they'd not hung up and said "bloody hell why did I pick up the phone" and THAT is why I wait for the other person to hang up :)
September 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Chomped my lip open yum yum
September 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Gonna go to the office tomorrow with black nails and type notes about repairs with authority
September 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The next two weeks will either make or break me and I think they're going to break me
September 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There is one singular thing I don't like about winter and it's a cold toilet seat
September 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Working 10-9:30 what a way to make a living
September 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
IM SCREAMING my old university just posted a picture of someone I don't know using my guitar 😭😭😭 I used to lend it to people I KNOW but this is one HELL of a way to find out some rando used it
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sweet lord the minute I do an interview I get another one apparently September is my month
September 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Tried to do my makeup for an interview and now my eyes are red
September 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Oh the things I do for my little sister
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I can hear rats in the ceiling (not hallucinating. There are actually rats in the ceiling)
September 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It's a bad day when I wake up and have to take my meds straight away because I TAKE MY MEDS AT 3PM!!!!!! FUCK
August 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Typing a job application with black nail polish makes me feel so powerful
August 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
NOOOO FUCK MEEEEEE I HAVE TO TAKE MY PIERCINGS OUT FOR THIS ROOOOOLE
August 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Wtf i just got two interviews in a row??? ARE WE FINALLY WINNING??????
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Employer: GCSE English grades?
Me: 9s
Employer: INTERVIEW TUESDAY
August 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love being in a relationship where we edit each other's work and leave funny little comments while roasting each other for poor grammar and terrible sentences
August 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Salami has been banished??
August 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Every time I'm ready for a good night's sleep and feeling sooooo sleepy the universe goes "hello here's smth to deal with now" so I'm either up till 4am because of INSOMNIA or because of RANDOM SHIT but luckily I'm sort of okay with being like "okay I do need to sleep now" but I do it a bit too late
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Potential job with an oddly specific job description looking to hire immediately and the job will probably be awful but I WANT IT
August 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Thriving without the fear of having to move out every 2 months
August 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Can I stop slicing various body parts please universe
August 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Watched a video where someone thought kpop was a band
August 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM