Salari
@salari.bsky.social
I stream every Wednesday at 2pm EDT on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jsalari
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Support: https://www.patreon.com/Salari
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Salari
@salari.bsky.social
· Sep 29
Why Actually Dying in Games Hurts so Much | Salari
YouTube video by Salari
youtu.be
I have a new video out (at last), so please go watch it and share this post before YouTube finally destroys my sanity.
▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...
▶️ youtu.be/UrJbBd1Gfm8?...
HELP!
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴Imagine Christmas Wishes Shooting Out your Eyes 🎅
twitch.tv
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
HELP!
twitch.tv/jsalari
twitch.tv/jsalari
Not the beginning of the end, but that's a huge drop-off in sales. Consoles are going UP in price, the cost for full features (PS Plus, Game Pass, etc) is too high, and it's harder to recoup production costs when half a bil is being spent on one game every 5 years.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
US Game Console Sales Crater in Worst November in Two Decades
US spending on video game consoles fell 27% last month, marking the worst November in two decades as tariffs and rising component costs pushed prices to record highs.
www.bloomberg.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Not the beginning of the end, but that's a huge drop-off in sales. Consoles are going UP in price, the cost for full features (PS Plus, Game Pass, etc) is too high, and it's harder to recoup production costs when half a bil is being spent on one game every 5 years.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Reposted by Salari
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
Reposted by Salari
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Can't wait to get a smart toilet in the future so the app can give me a Spotify style wrap up about how much I pissed, and the most popular colour shades.
oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
🔴Some more 'Would you Rather...' questions perhaps?
www.twitch.tv
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
oi m8 watch me stream now. its gr8
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
P.S. I'll be playing a bit of guitar too. Mostly to keep my hands busy.
m8
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.
a mariah carey merry christmas poster with a woman in a santa suit
ALT: a mariah carey merry christmas poster with a woman in a santa suit
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's December 1st, so pretend I made a very funny joke about Mariah Carey being brought out of storage and leave a like.
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Enemies unite to create one big ball of floof
Reposted by Salari
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tired of spending time with your family? Then spend time with me as I control a sentient lighthouse in Keeper
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
My first attempt at making apple pie.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My first attempt at making apple pie.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Looks a bit messy but it turned out alright, minus the leakage it left on the bottom of the oven.
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Our cat Camus is a big grumpy, growly boy.
I belong in a Renaissance era painting
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I belong in a Renaissance era painting
This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it
smdh damn head
smdh damn head
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This was a rock solid joke, you all missed out by not liking it
smdh damn head
smdh damn head
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his eyes closed and says " you know it "
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
How Leonardo DiCaprio picks a girlfriend -
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Leo: Hey, remember how dial up internet sounded? That was crazy, right?
Woman: What's dial up internet?
Leo: lol don't worry about it, wanna go on a date?
Out of curiosity, when you open a streaming app do you ever use the shortcuts on the remote or do you stick to using the TV's menu?
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Out of curiosity, when you open a streaming app do you ever use the shortcuts on the remote or do you stick to using the TV's menu?
Look at this perfect cat and weep
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Look at this perfect cat and weep
Alright, starting now. Go, go, go
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Alright, starting now. Go, go, go
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's finally happened. I am become catboy, destroyer of libidos.
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
www.twitch.tv
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's finally happened. I am become catboy, destroyer of libidos.
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Watch my stream if you want to feel things again 🎃
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Played #Dispatch by @criticalrole.bsky.social on stream and had a moment I later described as "like that hacking movie Hugh Jackman was in that no one watched".
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Played #Dispatch by @criticalrole.bsky.social on stream and had a moment I later described as "like that hacking movie Hugh Jackman was in that no one watched".
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Speaking of no one watching, check out my stream, live Wednesdays and Fridays at 1pm ET
▶️ www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Hey there, wanna watch the best stream on Twitch?
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
JSalari - Twitch
I take some getting used to, but you'll like me when you do.
www.twitch.tv
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Hey there, wanna watch the best stream on Twitch?
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari
Well, I can't help you there, but you can watch mine instead, where I'll be playing new episodes of Dispatch!
www.twitch.tv/jsalari