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alex 🐸
@salientsun.bsky.social
25 (no minors please). chronic overexplainer, frog appreciator, muppets aficionado, phil ochs stan. relentless optimist (nihilism subtype). post phallo, ama :]

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lmao my surgical report specifically said i have an EXCELLENT PHALLUS. thats pretty rad tbh!
January 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
idrk what if anything i could do abt it because i dont wanna get electrolysis like im doing on my shaft, i dont need or want HAIRLESS balls i just want the hair to be like. a bit sparser and less long lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
holy shit that looks soooo good, do you have a recipe for the curry?
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i was also unfortunately reeeally into harry potter from around the same age til i was like, 12? in a way im glad for that tho because my interest had waned and moved on a while before jkr started saying All That Shit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
like. yeah i was just straight up that narrator. i was a weird kid, lol
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
anyways i bought camera lens caps off amazon to put on my returned phone to hopefully avoid a repeat of this lol. its weird tho bc the lens wasnt visibly broken or anything, but i guess the drops fucked w the internals bc trying to use the rear camera would make the app crash
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ive been so damn spoiled lmao. like, i dont even use it closed that often, but the hinge is SO useful when im video calling my husband and can just sit my phone down and use it handsfree without that resulting in a feed of my ceiling
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this is also related to that news story a few years back abt how a mississippi school still had segregated prom with a black king/queen and a white king/queen, the school was majority black and so white people were unlikely to win without affirmative action
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
now, those white ppl in the 10% minority arent NOT racist, dont get me wrong lol. but you cant get away with being outright hateful like you might in majority-white environments, and it takes more mental gymnastics to believe in white superiority when yr black peers are outperforming you
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
and at least in my experience, that typically shakes out as "majority-black main city, majority-white outskirts" (each of those being <50k population). and discrepancies build over time from funding allocations, ppl with the means pulling their kids out of lower-performing schools, etc
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
it may not explicitly be abt indigenous stewardship, but the core conflict is still btwn an extractive/colonialist relationship with the land and a sustainable one that views humans as a part of nature & ecosystems!
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
the whole message is "the land we live on belongs to everyone & noone, its our duty to the land and to each other to take care of and respect it, but capitalist exploitation undermines those goals and fucks over marginalized communities"
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM