Sal Cap0ne
@salimotxo.bsky.social
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Runner up in the Mrs Joyful prize for rafia work. Née @sallydaviesjr. You'd be surprised how many people didn't get it.
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With some extremely basic research she would have learned that you cannot legally drive a manual car if you took your test in an automatic anyway.
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no thread context needed, really
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general vibe of bluesky is "shit at PE"
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This is fair, and was my experience back when it was all free. Some sort of financing middle ground must exist, however.
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So glad I just squeaked in under the wire to do my fully funded, maintenance-granted, loan-free Eng Lit degree during the socialist reign of *checks notes* Margaret Thatcher
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Some of it's a bit daft (oh you just happened to be standing on a random kerb as a van sped up to run over your team mate, who lives in another bit of London, OK) but there are always daft bits.
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Writing something that is so incredibly boring that I am allowing myself ten minutes of Slow Horses for every 100 words. In other news I'm not sure this season of SH is as bad as they say, although I only have this incredibly boring writing to compare it to.
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You both know about the website for this problem, right? It informs all my cinema plans. www.doesthedogdie.com
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It's great, really nice atmosphere in the streets and bars around the cinemas, too.
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I just booked a ticket to see it!
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Post About AI Without Using The Word Slop Challenge
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Ew, what is this AI oomska?
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I was watching that cheesy Blue Peter dance video the other day and some sort of 45-year dormant crush on John Noakes was awakened. Maybe we all had a crush on John Noakes but didn't know it?
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Hurrah! Free likes for everyone
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His name – and I know you were wondering – is Zanco Panco, which is Spanish for Humpty Dumpty. The second most voted name was Hometo Omleto, which is Esperanto for Humpty Dumpty. Although apparently citations are needed.
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Thinking of getting a pet or having a child? Can I recommend one of these instead?
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Today I shall mostly be reading Jilly Cooper 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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It never could hold a candle to Practical English Usage though, legendary throughout the ELT universe thanks to spectacular swearing section. Lots to choose from but Mrs Smith will always have a place in my heart.
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Not sure what's available in which country, but Perfect Days, The Taste of Things, Fallen Leaves, Soundtrack to a Coup d'Etat, My Life as a Courgette, The Beasts, Monster, Cleo from 5 to 7, Jiro Dreams of Sushi are all fab and have been on there in the last year.
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Ha. I just started this, having bought it years ago after rave reviews.
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Today's main characters are the same woman, wake up sheeple
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You know when you meet up with an old pal you really like but haven't seen for ages and in the interim they've gone a bit 'legitimate concerns' and 'Milei has done wonders for the economy though'? That's now happened to me twice in a fortnight. What is happening