Salamandrine Fires
@sallyfires.bsky.social
Fighting for #BlueGeorgia
She/her
“Steel chambers, late the pyres
Of her salamandrine fires,
Cold currents thrid, and turn to rhythmic tidal lyres.”
—Thomas Hardy, “The Convergence of the Twain”
She/her
“Steel chambers, late the pyres
Of her salamandrine fires,
Cold currents thrid, and turn to rhythmic tidal lyres.”
—Thomas Hardy, “The Convergence of the Twain”
The guy who brings T his Diet Coke on command can probably see everything just by looking over his shoulder.
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The guy who brings T his Diet Coke on command can probably see everything just by looking over his shoulder.
“Big things went boom”
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
“Big things went boom”
Better than having your mechanic fix your …
😂
😂
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Better than having your mechanic fix your …
😂
😂
I kind of wish the second one was true. 🤷🏻♀️
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I kind of wish the second one was true. 🤷🏻♀️
Child mind explains it like a child. “I want thin blood!”
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Child mind explains it like a child. “I want thin blood!”
I’m willing to personally investigate that claim.
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I’m willing to personally investigate that claim.
By “friends,” he might mean people he was extorting to keep their names hidden.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
By “friends,” he might mean people he was extorting to keep their names hidden.
Elara sounds like a car. The Hyundai Elara.
December 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Elara sounds like a car. The Hyundai Elara.
I feel like I’m pro-fentanyl in this case.
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I feel like I’m pro-fentanyl in this case.
“Pap smear needed on aisle 6!”
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Pap smear needed on aisle 6!”
Even if this was a plan, will it be ready by Jan. 1 of 2026? Of course not, so give us our subsidies and work on it (😂) later.
December 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Even if this was a plan, will it be ready by Jan. 1 of 2026? Of course not, so give us our subsidies and work on it (😂) later.
Can’t wait to have my friend, who’s a cardiologist, do my Pap smear!
December 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Can’t wait to have my friend, who’s a cardiologist, do my Pap smear!
I bet they also don’t have 30+ kids per classroom.
December 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I bet they also don’t have 30+ kids per classroom.
Yet Republicans would still choose “certain defeat” over standing up to Trump. Cowardly dumbasses.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Yet Republicans would still choose “certain defeat” over standing up to Trump. Cowardly dumbasses.
You don’t appreciate “the weave” (which he invented, apparently)? 😂
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You don’t appreciate “the weave” (which he invented, apparently)? 😂
I’ll feel hungover, I’m pretty sure. 😁
December 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’ll feel hungover, I’m pretty sure. 😁
Pretty soon, they’re going to need the Epstein Files to distract from the boat murders.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Pretty soon, they’re going to need the Epstein Files to distract from the boat murders.
The way he’s grabbing it is like a child—full-fisted rather than delicately.
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The way he’s grabbing it is like a child—full-fisted rather than delicately.
He’s going to be wearing it at his next public appearance, isn’t he?
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
He’s going to be wearing it at his next public appearance, isn’t he?
So Dr. Oz first?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So Dr. Oz first?
Somebody ask him if he trusts President Trump more than God.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Somebody ask him if he trusts President Trump more than God.
I can’t believe I’ve never researched what kind of music a candidate likes before choosing to vote for them. I am a bad American, apparently.
November 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I can’t believe I’ve never researched what kind of music a candidate likes before choosing to vote for them. I am a bad American, apparently.