#kimmel #firekilmeade
#kimmel #firekilmeade
Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you. I was the guy with the grizzled face, and the lousy weed, and the really bad tattoo.
Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you. I was the guy with the grizzled face, and the lousy weed, and the really bad tattoo.
Wife: "Ugh, maybe we need one of those kinkless hoses they sell"
Me: "Don't kink-shame our hose, that's rude".
W: 😑
She knew what she was getting into when she married me.
Wife: "Ugh, maybe we need one of those kinkless hoses they sell"
Me: "Don't kink-shame our hose, that's rude".
W: 😑
She knew what she was getting into when she married me.