✨Sexo Kaiba✨
saltybeast.bsky.social
✨Sexo Kaiba✨
@saltybeast.bsky.social
33 ⛓️‍💥 he/him/it🏳️‍⚧️ ⛓️‍💥 aro/poly/disaster ⛓️‍💥 Eldritch Horror Beast ⛓️‍💥 Tell me I'm pretty ✨18+ ONLY✨ Partnered 🖤
The husband introduced me to hys Hitachi yesterday and 😵‍💫

Lil fops brain was temporarily recalibrated.

I needed birthday sex so I drove my ass to my husband so hy could fuck me nasty on the floor of hys office.

once again, the neighbors def heard me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Perhaps this will be the year in which I'll get laid on my birthday. 🤔 perhaps i shall kidnap an angel and allow hym to ruin my complete life more than hy already has.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Using your husband's narcolepsy for evil by telling hym the commonly used drug to treat it is also the commonly used drug to roofie people with.

(But also if hy can actually get that script it'll change hys life)
October 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Still can't believe Xo made me cum so many damn times in a row I almost passed the fuck out.

I need that angel again IMMEDIATELY. Def not considering driving an hour there just to get fucked in my car and then drive an hour back.
October 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Also good to know I'm as good at eatin' pussy as I am suckin' dick. That cherub didn't stand a chance once I got my nasty lil paws on him. 🦊
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hy let me fuck hym for the entirety of Fight Club. And then we fucked our way through a mushroom trip. And then through a few episodes of the Boys. And then on the kitchen floor.

uwu hy left with a necklace of my fucking teethmarks to match hys collar around my neck.
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hy makes THE BEST noises. 😈😈
September 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Perhaps,,,i will convince Xo,,,to make content with me. 🤔🤭
September 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Xo's a dirty bastard and I stg the second hy drops a raspy "sweetheart" it's over. Can flannel be a kink?

(Hy's so chill with my Dean Winchester problem, hy's encouraging me to *THINK* about Dean while hy's inside me and FRANKLY I DID NOT KNOW THAT WAS AN OPTION)

it needs to be FRIDAY.
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I see my BOYF IN A WEEEEEK!! I'manna kidnap him and he's gonna spend the weekend.

Gonna be SO FUCKING NICE to have hym INSIDE OF ME. 🥵🥵🥵
September 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Did I clock out an hour early exclusively to make out with Xo in the back of my Jeep before my second job. Yeah, absolutely. 12/10 worth it.
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Forever rolling that the style of chain Xo got me is called a "foxtail". Like ofc it is. How else would you collar a fox anyhow?

Also hi, I had hys tongue down my throat on Saturday and WOAW i'm still obsessed.

Hy might visit me between jobs today to just be degenerates in the backseat.
September 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
uwu hy got me a COLLAR. i'm fucking feral for that boy ugh. cannot wait to SEE HIM THIS SATURDAY! i want him so bad it's making me stupid. 😤😤😤😤
August 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i cannot wait to marry him underneath the moonlight with a grapevine wreath surrounded by flowers and bees. uwu

i've been extra gay and extra soft lately. Xo is just so fucking wonderful. Patient and kind and jfc knows me well enough that hy can now predict my shark week.
August 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Can't tell if my coworker is flirting or nah so ya know, I need validation. 🥰
July 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
But also here's some nudes because I'm hot and tight and have a BIG FUCKING DICK and honestly? Wonderful.
July 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Yeah I had to sort of date a shitty vampire to find my angel, but ya know? Fucking worth it. Hys exactly what I needed. Hy's so fucking ugh, he's everything and I WISH i could scream it louder.
July 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
It's wild how amazing it feels to have someone WANT to interact with me. You mean I SHOULD NOT have to pull teeth to get my partner's attention? You mean my partner wants to include me in things? Wow. this is...fuck this is so nice.
July 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My boyf sent me a care package with a pretty rock, candy, a new vape, a cool beetle necklace(that hy has a matching one 🥰) and some new DRUGAS. That I've never tried but help with my anxiety and panic and AHHHH. Hy's so FUCKING GAY I LOVE HYS FUMB FACE.
June 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Haha i've been so stressed for months, my account hasn't been in the positive for months and neither of my jobs will give me hours because of my fucking mental breakdown a few weeks ago hahaha everything's fine, everything's FUCKING GREAT. Who needs food. Who needs anything?
June 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I realize yeah, I want an spn tattoo but all the cliche ones just ugh, don't work. Lbr I WANT the mark of cain but i WANT it as a scarification piece. 🤔
June 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Did my t shot for the first time in forever last Sunday because ya boy wanted to be a slut at the first pride event of this month.
June 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I have corrupted my boyfriend. Hy now live reacts to HYM watching SPN just so we can both gush about how badly we love one man.

Look, Dean Winchester is crack to angels. I don't make the rules. It just HAPPENS.
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Do I post anything but hole and tits anymore? Nah. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
June 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Finally convinced my fuck buddy to cum inside me and 10/10. Fucking ✨missed that✨.
April 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM