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Oscillating between denial and frustration.

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saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
2 things 1)No fuck'n way that's an officially licensed Ninja Turtle? Knockoff performances all around. SMH Paramount? 2)Gotta appreciate the irony of a bunch of sewer rats dancing to that Pretendian; the only attendee from the Choctaw Nation. Respect actual Americans.

nypost.com/2026/01/01/u...
DHS chief Kristi Noem rocks out to ‘Ice Ice Baby’ at Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
“ICE ICE Baby,” Katie Miller captioned the clip, which also included her husband stiffly bouncing along to the beat.
nypost.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
This from the party that doesn't do handouts? Why not subsidize healthcare for every American and avoid costly tariff strategies that destroy businesses, eliminate jobs, and hijack the hard-earned income of honest hardworking folks.

www.axios.com/2025/12/08/t...
Farmers getting $12B Trump bailout after trade war pain
President Trump on Monday revealed a $12 billion plan to bail out American farmers.
www.axios.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Making the Louvre thieves look like amateurs. At least their fuckery only lasted 7 minutes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/u...
Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when Vice President Dick Cheney shot a lawyer in the face?

#simplertimes #dickcheney
www.nydailynews.com/2010/10/14/d...
Dick Cheney shooting victim, Harry Whittington, doesn’t dispute that ex-VP never apologized
Sometimes it’s hard to say you’re sorry. Just ask Dick Cheney. The lawyer who was shot in the face by the former Vice President, Harry Whittington, spoke out for the first time about th…
www.nydailynews.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when Bush dropped his dog Barney in front of a Little League softball team?

#simplertimes #georgebush
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FILE-President Bush, along with first lady, Laura Bush, and members of the Waco Midway Little League Softball World Series championship team, react as Bush accidentally drops his dog, Barney, Saturday...
www.spokesman.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when conservative holier than thou Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet? Or, when he abandoned freezing Texans to enjoy the sun and piña coladas in Cancun?

#simplertimes #tedcruz #zodiackiller
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Why is US Senator Ted Cruz trending for porn?
The account of the former Presidential candidate soon 'unliked' the tweet, but not before thousands noticed.
www.bbc.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when the Macarena was the highlight of the DNC? Hilary was banging "The Rachel" haircut in her pre-blue-paintsuit era.

#simplertimes #hilaryclinton
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DNC 1996 Rocks Out to MACARENA: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Delegates
YouTube video by Boy Culture
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February 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when Howard Dean screamed like a hillbilly that just struck black gold? There's only one correct answer to this question: yeeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

#simplertimes #howarddean #deanscream
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2004: The scream that doomed Howard Dean
YouTube video by CNN
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February 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit, looked dapper as fuck, and conservatives lost their shit about the sanctity of the office?

#simplertimes #barackobama nymag.com/intelligence...
Barack Obama Is Not Cool
He is something different. Something bigger.
nymag.com
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
She does have a point. Let's play this through for fun. If we start at the top, we're going to need to find countries that will accept the #45/47 Oompa-Loompa, his pick for Attorney General, and several of their allies? You know? It's "common sense."
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-n...
Joy Villa Returns to Grammys With Trump-Inspired Red Cap: “I Love to See Rapists, Human Traffickers Deported”
The artist who made headlines during the Republican president's first term for her MAGA-supporting ensembles is back on the red carpet just weeks after President Trump began his second term.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:32 AM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
This will never happen! America is so safe with its huge border walls, guns, military, expanding investment in fossil fuels, and focus on decimating democracy / DEI / LGBTQIA+ / accurate history / basic human rights / justice / tranquility / general welfare / ...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/03/o...
Opinion | The New Evidence Climate Change Will Upend American Homeownership
A new analysis predicts an extraordinary reversal in housing fortunes for Americans.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 AM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Stoked that gen X is rebooting content with the original cast. Next up ... The X-Files, ER, Dawson's Creek, Felicity, Will & Grace, 24, The Sopranos, The Office, Six Feet Under, Dark Angel, Dexter, Arrested Development, Reno 911!, The West Wing, Freaks and Geeks ...
deadline.com/2025/02/buff...
‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Reboot Starring Sarah Michelle Gellar Nears Hulu Pilot Order With Chloé Zhao Directing
Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot starring Sarah Michelle Gellar is getting a Hulu pilot order. Chloé Zhao will direct, Nora & Lilla Zuckerman wrote it.
deadline.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 AM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Some things are best forgotten i.e. anything the 45/47th US president says, New Orleans Saints protecting pedophile priests, new virus in Alabama, stock market tanking, USAID being dismantled, Emilia Pérez, Luka Doncic-Anthony Davis trade, ... it's only TUESDAY!

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Largest Study Yet on Cannabis And Brain Function Finds a Worrying Link
Medical and recreational cannabis use is now legal in many parts of the world, but questions remain about its effect on physical and mental health – and a new study shows heavy use of the drug can cau...
www.sciencealert.com
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
I'm NOT fucking buying it! Clearly a DEI hire! Can he even fucking see? He lives in a stump for fuck's sake!
#groundhogday #PunxsutawneyPhil #DEI
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Groundhog Day: Punxsutawney Phil sees shadow, predicting longer winter
Woodchuck’s weather forecast is an annual ritual that goes back more than a century in western Pennsylvania
www.theguardian.com
February 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Said differently, nazi sympathizer has keys to the treasure chest.
#fucked #doge #doge #dogegoons #StoogeMcDuck
apnews.com/article/dona...
Elon Musk's DOGE commission gains access to sensitive Treasury payment systems: AP sources
The move by DOGE means it could have wide leeway to access important taxpayer data, among other things.
apnews.com
February 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
How to fuck over every "red-blooded American" days before they indulge on Mexican-grown avocados while watching the super bowl on their Chinese-made TVs. Let's pray there's no Canadian-made maple syrup in their desserts.
#fucked #superbowl #SuperBowlLIX #guacamole
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
The Price America Will Pay for Trump’s Tariffs
Alienating allies and partners that the U.S. desperately needs means that “America First” will be “America Alone.”
www.theatlantic.com
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
When will these anti-DEI initiatives end? Let these boys of summer in skintight costumes enjoy their wet Miami Vice dreams. How will young boys across the nation know they have an urgent affinity for Don Johnson & Philip Michael Thomas? #padres #dei #sdpadres #mlb bleacherreport.com/articles/101...
Padres to Retire Pink and Mint 'City Connect' Uniforms After 2025 MLB Season
The San Diego Padres will no longer wear their pink- and mint-colored City Connect uniforms following the 2025 MLB season. According to Bill Shaikin of the…
bleacherreport.com
January 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Looking fly like a proper Pachuca. I think I saw her smoking a blunt and rolling in her lowrider to the afterparty.
#pachuca #unamerican #assimilation
www.businessinsider.com/melania-trum...
Melania Trump turned heads with a striking designer hat on Inauguration Day
Melania Trump wore a boater-style hat by the American designer Eric Javits to her husband's inauguration. Hats by Javits typically cost $225 to $1,250.
www.businessinsider.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Over 200 executive actions on day 1. One small man, one giant leap backwards for mankind. We're gonna need a lot more than Space Force and DOGE to unfuck this one.
#werefucked #spaceforce #doge
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e...
Trump signs flurry of executive actions and memos on Day 1
Donald Trump is signing roughly 200 executive actions, memoranda and proclamations upon taking office Monday.
www.cbsnews.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
To everyone who keeps regurgitating some variation of the phrase "it's time to heal the nation" GO FUCK YOURSELF! #weveonlyjustbegun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQ...
carpenters -We've Only Just Begun
YouTube video by ryanche33
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January 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
I suppose that's better than no innovation.
Love, Tom (your 1st friend)
#facebook #markzuckerberg #conservativebitch www.cnbc.com/2025/01/11/m...
Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple on its lack of innovation and 'random rules'
Zuckerberg told Joe Rogan that Apple hasn't invented anything great in roughly two decades, since Steve Jobs created the iPhone.
www.cnbc.com
January 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
It was there all along! "Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light ..."
#mexicanamerica #reversecolonization #josecanyousee #claudiasheinbaum #salty #saltyAF www.nytimes.com/2025/01/08/u...
Mexico’s President Pokes Fun at Trump With New Name for the U.S.
President Claudia Sheinbaum of Mexico also said Donald Trump was ill-informed when he said Mexico was “essentially run by the cartels.”
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
1) Who gives a fuck? 2) Maybe people shouldn't idolize a racist prick? 3) Ladies and gentlemen, the next ambassador to Greenland! 4) Stick to ripping your cut tank tops off and getting cheated on.
#hulkhogan #terrybollea #racist #wtf #salty #saltyAF
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Hulk Hogan Booed Heavily During ‘Monday Night Raw’ Netflix Debut
Hulk Hogan is one of the most iconic wrestlers in the WWE, but upon his debut at Netflix's "Monday Night Raw," his reception was less than welcoming.
variety.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
saltydiggitydawg.bsky.social
Obviously Mark's best day of acting. It's tough to be more lifeless and monotone even when you're high as a kite.
#weed #kieranculkin #markruffalo #wtf #salty #saltyAF
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Kieran Culkin Admits He Swapped Mark Ruffalo’s Prop Joint for Real Marijuana When He Was 17: ‘I Thought This Was a Good Prank. I’m Stupid’
Kieran Culkin admits that he swapped Mark Ruffalo's prop joint for a real one during a play in 2000: "I thought this was a good prank. I'm stupid."
variety.com
January 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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It's 2025, bitches!
#tesla #trump #elonmusk #cybertruck #wtf #salty #saltyAF www.aljazeera.com/program/news...
Cybertruck bursts into flames outside Trump hotel
A Tesla Cybertruck was filmed on fire at the entrance of the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas on Wednesday.
www.aljazeera.com
January 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM