Fake. AI. This from Snopes.

Deport Melania and Barron. I think she'd be grateful.

Where? I don't see her.

Feed him some birdseed and call Animal Control. If he isn't flying around your house, then there's something wrong with a wing.

MURDERER.
It's not war crimes because we are not at war with Venezuela. It's straight up murder.

People do that when their parents are in a nursing home. You know, so that staff knows what belongs to whom.
Just saying.

100%

May I suggest "dumpster diving?" Seriously. At Christmas time, many people get a new TV and dispose of perfectly good TVs. Drive around the evening before trash pickup day and see if you find something decent.

Do you dress up to ride a bus? You do not. Why would you dress up to ride an airbus?

My opinion is that she shouldn't put much money into the house when her name isn't on the deed. I'm sorry, sir, that this feels transactional, but parts of life are transactional, especially when $100,000+ is involved.

Evil. She obviously doesn't give a damn about her nephew.

Don't you mean X? I thought that Twitter didn't exist anymore.

Mike Johnson makes me wish hell was real.