Trump loves the number because he’s the 47th president. I love it because I get to say F-47. www.airandspaceforces.com/trump-ngad-f...

“Unbought, unbossed and unafraid.”

Anyone else writing sapphic gothic-horror love songs? I mean besides a reincarnated Emily Dickinson.

Tik Tok is back and it feels like that time my car was stolen and I got it back.

RIP Tik Tok. They did it. They actually did it.

Credit Karma says my information has been potentially compromised in 41 separate breaches. All are American companies. Zero are from Tic Tok.

I started my class on water systems today. After the class on trees, I’m pretty sure I am becoming a druid. Just need a class on fire management.

I somehow got picked for the community notes program on “X.” One of them is for describing the first lady “Elonia.” Do I go with my heart or do I go with chaos? Trick question, my heart says chaos.

Out here in the Pacific Northwest like

I appreciate all of you who use the Alt-text description for the images you post. As a blind dude I feel so much more included here.

For those of you who forget:
Did you know there’s a reminder in Settings/Accessibility to toggle on & then it won’t let you post image without Alt-text.

Thanks 🙏😎

Best parallel I can think of is if we tried to invade Canada because we thought Vancouver was basically ours, the entire US military got tied up in the forest, then Blackwater turned on us and started heading towards DC overnight, except Blackwater was financed by Rachael Ray.

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“You’ll get more conservative as you grow older.”

Me: This is my #crow friend waiting patiently for dinner.

That’s it. That’s my first skeet.