Salty Octopus
saltyoctopus.bsky.social
Salty Octopus
@saltyoctopus.bsky.social
Cephalopod masquerading as a biology professor, living in the deep sea or in Ohio
Magnificent!
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Maybe read my reply again.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Not funny
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I know this is meant to be self-deprecating, but consider that this is the real world that women inhabit every day. They are told to smile and be friendly and then some dude takes it as proof she's into him, which means she wants sex. Because they made a cup of coffee.

So sorry. It's not funny.
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They were never on the payments through his post office building hotel or numerous other payments.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I will never forgive Dems for giving trump a pass on emoluments from day 1 of his first term
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
And women ruined it by coming in and expecting business talk to be about actual business
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I use the term pregnant people to focus on the fact that women are people

Some bipeds don't seem to acknowledge that
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh honey. Science, especially science finding, is inherently political.

Racism is why we spend less money studying sickle cell disease than other genetic diseases. Sexism is why we are just starting to study the female body.

You didn't see the politics because it was centered on you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Exhibit 1: Taylor Swift

Full shift from left to MAGA
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
No Kings also means No Dynasties

Christine can fuck right off
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So just the partridge, then. Got it. It comes with the pear tree, standard. You said you definitely want the pear tree, right?
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM