just wanna retire and go live in some quaint seaside town with my cat where i run a little bookstore that sells magical potions and spells that turn idiots into frogs and maybe help solve a local murder every now and then.

Why do men put photos of themselves holding fish on their dating profiles? Is this the 1800s? Do I need to know you can hunt? No bitch, put nemo back in the ocean and tell me your credit score.