Sam Marshall
@sam-marshall.bsky.social
Last stop before a megaphone on the street
I really don’t understand how anyone can give a fuck about politics and the current state of the world when there’s this much good television/streaming
April 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I really don’t understand how anyone can give a fuck about politics and the current state of the world when there’s this much good television/streaming
“A pal of mine told me about it during our pod’s project happy project sprint at Two Fray’s Brewery” is early contestant for Lawerenceville sentence of the year
April 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“A pal of mine told me about it during our pod’s project happy project sprint at Two Fray’s Brewery” is early contestant for Lawerenceville sentence of the year
Yinz ever meet an entire family w bad breath?
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Yinz ever meet an entire family w bad breath?
You don’t want to find me around a rotisserie chicken dude
March 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
You don’t want to find me around a rotisserie chicken dude
Sat in my hot car with no air on like an endangered dog today, we are so back
March 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sat in my hot car with no air on like an endangered dog today, we are so back
I work at a company with 200 people and I guarantee that I’m the fasted employee
March 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I work at a company with 200 people and I guarantee that I’m the fasted employee
Another year without an Ash Wednesday filter on Snapchat
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Another year without an Ash Wednesday filter on Snapchat
Maybe Lil Wayne should’ve been the halftime show after all
February 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Maybe Lil Wayne should’ve been the halftime show after all
What exactly does Groupon do?
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
What exactly does Groupon do?
Rewatched the trilogy this week and reaffirmed Mike Meyers is my GOAT
January 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Rewatched the trilogy this week and reaffirmed Mike Meyers is my GOAT
I hit the dougie 10x better at a wedding with an open bar
January 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I hit the dougie 10x better at a wedding with an open bar
Yesterday was a weird day for everyone but I bet mine was weirder
January 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday was a weird day for everyone but I bet mine was weirder
The seasonal depresh got me good!
January 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The seasonal depresh got me good!
I should’ve sold fake tickets to the inauguration on Facebook Marketplace
January 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I should’ve sold fake tickets to the inauguration on Facebook Marketplace
These are the Ravens that the Steelers beat, not the good Ravens that beat everyone else in the league
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
These are the Ravens that the Steelers beat, not the good Ravens that beat everyone else in the league
“No I think you’re confusing jelly, with jam, preserves or marmalade”
January 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“No I think you’re confusing jelly, with jam, preserves or marmalade”
I swear to god if all of these Malibu billionaires try to move to Pittsburgh and run these property values up😒
January 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I swear to god if all of these Malibu billionaires try to move to Pittsburgh and run these property values up😒
No matter how advanced we become as a society, the color commentators will still remind us that the first down marker on the screen is not 100% accurate
January 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
No matter how advanced we become as a society, the color commentators will still remind us that the first down marker on the screen is not 100% accurate
I just taught my girlfriend about Jerome Bettis’ storybook ending to his career in 2005 and she didn’t even shed a tear?
January 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just taught my girlfriend about Jerome Bettis’ storybook ending to his career in 2005 and she didn’t even shed a tear?
Never seeing the sun does have its benefits
January 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Never seeing the sun does have its benefits
Throw the low exposure filter on a photo of a cheese & crackers plate and call myself a creative
January 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Throw the low exposure filter on a photo of a cheese & crackers plate and call myself a creative
The other day downtown, I saw three little-people before noon
January 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The other day downtown, I saw three little-people before noon
Spotify wants me to listen to the same 200~ songs for the rest of my life
January 8, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Spotify wants me to listen to the same 200~ songs for the rest of my life