This reads like a lot of mealy-mouthed lawyering on both CBS and the FCC’s part to draw a flimsy distinction between actually forcing Colbert to spike the interview and just threatening him with consequences if he didn’t

Aw man, they were not letting people climb up when I was there

thus the origin of my belief that capital punishment is wrong but certain people deserve to be struck by lightning

With the American Grain

It’s either be an optimist or walk into traffic

Spaceballs: The Temporal Paradox

I tried but some guy started yelling about his daughter and ruined it

A thing that happened constantly until they invented body wash

I’m skipping Taxi Driver

only the righteous shall see inbox zero

if you bring a James Talarico novel with you on vacation, you are going to spend a lot of time by the pool

somehow this didn't fit into the piece, but "James Talarico" is not the name of a progressive Christian politician, it is the name of a 60something crime novelist whose work is the basis for an undistinguished Netflix series

I have a large basket of hotel soaps from the days when they were a thing, and travel sporadically enough that they should last the rest of my days

I will invite you to consider, as a general matter, that things existed before you were around to understand them

I'm afraid they are boogin' me