sam maurer
@samandmau.bsky.social
"it sounds exhausting to be you"
who do you think will be the first artist to record a version of Run Run Rudolph with nonbinary children
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
who do you think will be the first artist to record a version of Run Run Rudolph with nonbinary children
The Spirit of Giving (aka CLOUD PRAYER MARY COME ON!) is of course the best Christmas song by New Pornographers, but this one by AC Newman is pretty sweet
Joseph, Who Understood - The New Pornographers
YouTube video by Caleb Bollenbacher
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December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Spirit of Giving (aka CLOUD PRAYER MARY COME ON!) is of course the best Christmas song by New Pornographers, but this one by AC Newman is pretty sweet
the sun upon the roof in winter will bring you out like a flower
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
the sun upon the roof in winter will bring you out like a flower
Hamnet fucking murdered me
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hamnet fucking murdered me
it's called Capricorn Season because Jesus Christ was the GOAT
December 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's called Capricorn Season because Jesus Christ was the GOAT
glad I didn't skeet yesterday that "Stupid Hoe" was the best song of the 2010s
December 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
glad I didn't skeet yesterday that "Stupid Hoe" was the best song of the 2010s
fooling around on piano--was working on the Geistervariationen immediately after playing Waltz #2, realized that Schumann was kind of the Elliott Smith of his day
December 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
fooling around on piano--was working on the Geistervariationen immediately after playing Waltz #2, realized that Schumann was kind of the Elliott Smith of his day
clearly Word is water, Excel is earth, and Powerpoint is fire, but is air represented by Teams or OneNote?
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
clearly Word is water, Excel is earth, and Powerpoint is fire, but is air represented by Teams or OneNote?
boss: how are you doing?
me: pretty good, my MRI showed no cancer detected
boss (straight): LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
me: pretty good, my MRI showed no cancer detected
boss (straight): LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
boss: how are you doing?
me: pretty good, my MRI showed no cancer detected
boss (straight): LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
me: pretty good, my MRI showed no cancer detected
boss (straight): LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
some of the benefits I offer as a friend are
(1) keeping up on group chats
(2) I will take up all your enemies as my own, no questions asked
(1) keeping up on group chats
(2) I will take up all your enemies as my own, no questions asked
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
some of the benefits I offer as a friend are
(1) keeping up on group chats
(2) I will take up all your enemies as my own, no questions asked
(1) keeping up on group chats
(2) I will take up all your enemies as my own, no questions asked
don’t pull that thang out unless you plan to bang, Karl Ove Knåusgard
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
don’t pull that thang out unless you plan to bang, Karl Ove Knåusgard
bought a Philip Glass record, my dinner parties are about to get even more annoying
December 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bought a Philip Glass record, my dinner parties are about to get even more annoying
perhaps my greatest regret is one time when I was like 12 my mom wanted to go downtown to see her old work building be imploded, and I was like "no, it's Saturday, I just want to play N64"
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
perhaps my greatest regret is one time when I was like 12 my mom wanted to go downtown to see her old work building be imploded, and I was like "no, it's Saturday, I just want to play N64"
found out that a food influencer likes Sir Kensington's ketchup, and it instantly discredited everything they ever said
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
found out that a food influencer likes Sir Kensington's ketchup, and it instantly discredited everything they ever said
just engaged ironically with n*ma content on instagram and have a feeling my algorithm will pay the price forever
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
just engaged ironically with n*ma content on instagram and have a feeling my algorithm will pay the price forever
that throwaway song about the BBC from the first Austin Powers movie was legitimately great
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
that throwaway song about the BBC from the first Austin Powers movie was legitimately great
in the end, only kindness matters
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
in the end, only kindness matters
wore a tie as a belt to an event and I didn’t pee or poop for 4 hours because I didn’t think I could retie it
December 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
wore a tie as a belt to an event and I didn’t pee or poop for 4 hours because I didn’t think I could retie it
did I Mandela Effect this, or was Mariah Carey kicking Xmas on November 1 for a couple years?
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
did I Mandela Effect this, or was Mariah Carey kicking Xmas on November 1 for a couple years?
next year, like Pikachu, we must use agility
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
next year, like Pikachu, we must use agility
when I forgot to turn on Track Changes, that was when Jesus carried me
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
when I forgot to turn on Track Changes, that was when Jesus carried me
german word for the dread you feel about having to stir peanut butter tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
german word for the dread you feel about having to stir peanut butter tomorrow
at peace with my bagel order
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
at peace with my bagel order