I am taking them to the Russian Spa for our holiday party this year, this is their payment

Well thats just rude

this is the articulated way to describe the internalized screaming I've held within my chest for the last four days

Im referencing myself, i love freek-a-leek by petey pablo

YESSSSS I CANT WAIT TO HEAR THEM.

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Watched a squirrel jump straight into our next door neighbor's house through her open mail slot today

KEVIN I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SHINGLES AGAIN (unless i live to be old)

I cant even explain how excited I am to get knocked out from these shots for two days. This is the best news I've had all year.

A few years ago my old coworker who is 2 years older than me got shingles from the stress of our job and I asked for the vaccine every time I have gone to the dr since and they kept telling me no because "im too young" but CVS prevailed